A burger joint I used to go to (sadly closed now) had a sign in the washroom:
State health laws (and simple human decency) require you to wash hands before going back to work
Andy should try some Shoggoth’S Old Peculiar…
What—nothing about Jake Barnes and his missing b@lls?
This is actually a first strike by the Pa’anuri…
Anyone else reading Marigold with a Clint Eastwood voice today?
Liz should climb over the hedge: Hammy Squirrel always has hugs to spare!
You’re in good company, T-Rex: Newton had the same problem with Leibniz.
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you’ll be walking ’cross the floor
And soon you’ll be walking out the door
The Rockit folks believe that “continental shift” jive? Next thing you know, they’ll be saying the Earth is round!