Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 9 months ago

    Next thing, you’ll be accusing him of going to college.

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    BasilBruce  9 months ago

    Ironically, Larry will never know about it.

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    Don’t bother. The award was already won by Justin Turner.

    He’s the LA Dodger that was pulled in the middle of the game because he tested positive for Covid. But after the Dodgers won, he goes back out with the team, takes off his mask and starts hugging people.

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    sirbadger  9 months ago

    Pig gets ink on his face when he writes.

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    Wilde Bill  9 months ago

    Only if someone reads it to him.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 9 months ago

    No partisan , or double defamatory campaign : Vegan Larry the Croc vs Skinny the Pig .

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    PICTO  9 months ago

    Not only does Larry know how to spell “encyclopedia”…he owns a set…

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    The next thing you know they’ll be saying that Larry cares about you.

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    TampaFanatic1  9 months ago

    Nice crack on Zuckerberg Pastis! Apparently the cooling off period concerning political ads the week before Nov 3 on Facebook has had a few bumps in the road…

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    B UTTONS  9 months ago

    Larry received a college degree from Syracuse University, and an advance degree from Trump University.

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    blunebottle  9 months ago

    This is funny on so many levels.

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    gopher gofer  9 months ago

    when they say that larry’s a halfwit they’re giving him way too much credit…

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    RLG Premium Member 9 months ago

    Learn from real politics, and attack his son.

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    iggyman  9 months ago

    Larry keel Pig!

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    Kind&Kinder  9 months ago

    Just say Larry reads and writes haiku!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 9 months ago

    Very clever Pig, but doesn’t that make you the smart one?

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    jpayne4040  9 months ago

    I must say I’m a little disappointed in Pig now. I didn’t think he’d be the type to use those kinds of tactics.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 9 months ago

    Larry’s countercampaign, “PIG IZ SMART,” didn’t go well either.

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    unca jim  9 months ago

    Facebook posts being ‘denied’ by friends and relatives left and right for no apparent reason, but a FLOOD of Biden Ads raining down constantly EVERYWHERE.. >eye-roll<

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    Breadboard  9 months ago

    Where is Larry’s equal time Mr. Pastis ? Pig bias again from you ! … Croc Power !

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    mjb515  9 months ago

    Does Pastis think any commercial media polices political ads for truth?

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    wrd2255  9 months ago

    Larry is a model for South Florida Water Mismanagement, and his mother is one of Ivanka’s purses.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 9 months ago

    Larry can’t even read the room.

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    tripwire45  9 months ago

    Facebook, twitter, Google, yeah.

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    zerotvus  9 months ago

    Where can i get one of those signs?

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    YippiKiAyMofo  9 months ago

    Literacy – a dying art.

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    Strod  9 months ago

    Actually, Larry can read. Maybe he’s not great at it, but he can read.

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    TheChief Premium Member 9 months ago

    And Larry’s retort will be…

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    diskus Premium Member 9 months ago

    It has been said that the key to politics is getting stupid people to vote for you. This might just work then

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    Reader  9 months ago

    If I recall, Larry won Jeopardy.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Pig’s main slogan: “Don’t vote for Larry the Croc o’s**t”.

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    pheets  9 months ago

    Education. Wouldn’t it be cool if THAT was the new pandemic..

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    Bookworm  9 months ago

    I’m sorry to be the one to point this out, but a significant number of idiots can read and write. I suppose total disclosure requires me to add that this post alone could be a prime example. (sigh)

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    Ellis97  9 months ago

    Next thing you know, he’ll be spreading rumors about him having a rocking GPA and master degrees from Harvard.

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    hfelder7219  9 months ago

    This is reminding me of the Village Idiots Convention in Woody Allen’s “Love & Death”,

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  9 months ago

    For Pastis, there is no parody inversion.

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    Debra.night  9 months ago

    Will Pig use Trump’s damning insult about Biden against Croc? “He’ll listen to the scientists.”

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    DCBakerEsq  9 months ago

    I can read, but I choose not to.

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    Pig’s smear campaign might just work!

    —Except that a well-informed electorate would know full well that Larry Croc cannot read!

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    dotbup  9 months ago

    He’ll listen to the scientists!!

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    doesntplaywellwithothers  9 months ago

    Trump can read :-)

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    DondiDoo  9 months ago

    Which candidate needs to suppress votes to win?

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    You think that’s bad? I have to scan stream Youtube with one finger on the Mute and another on the Play buttons.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Yeah, and Larry can speak in complete sentences……

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Oh no…. Pig is slowly becoming a monster!

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    hariseldon59  9 months ago

    I wonder who the “we” refers to. Does Pig have a campaign staff? I’m surprised Rat isn’t managing Pig’s campaign.

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  9 months ago

    I hate to say it, but my vote is with Larry. I just love him and don’t see enough of him.

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    redback  9 months ago

    uh uh pick me! pick me! I know of somebody who could not get into Pennsylvania U. and had to pay somebody else to take the exams, and he calls suckers and looser whoever gets merits on his own or if his daddy can not pay somebody else to take the test!

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Zeeba much smarter than Larry…smart not to join politics…

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    JADENGOODING  9 months ago

    but he did?

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 9 months ago

    You monster!

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    PBS1!  9 months ago

    It’s pretty idiotic to know how to read in that race. Oh no!

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    WDD  9 months ago

    Well, Pig can read, too, as we see him doing above.

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