Hey! That’s as crazy as the pillow guy!!
Spooning isn’t working. Have you tried forking?
No. The woman at the table is the beard ;)
If you clean your butt with your tongue, I’m not calling you a gourmet.
Do we know the political affiliation of these various individuals?
The court finds YOU objectionable!
I don’t recommend getting a dog that’s smarter than you!
Everyone’s the hero in their own story.
I don’t think you ever lose that new horse smell
I find bacon flavored treats to be a great ice breaker. Give it a try Fred.