Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 11, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 10 months ago

    Time to go to bed.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    I knew yesterday that Rat would be coming with a baseball bat.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Rat, the pun hating harbinger of the plague.

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    hariseldon59  10 months ago

    Do you think he bled?

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    willispate  10 months ago

    1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, dead fish.

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    juncarlo  10 months ago

    This cartoon I read is a blasted.

    So my time it wasted.

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    noahproblem  10 months ago

    “I’m too sexy for my sandwich…”

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    finkd  10 months ago

    I see that Rat has switched back to a baseball bat from his spear.

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    B UTTONS  10 months ago

    Better make sure he bled red, otherwise Steph has pledged that Rat will dread rapping him on the head.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago

    A mayophobe? You don’t see a lot of that. Mayophilia is far more common.

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    Brian K  10 months ago

    That’s sometimes no joke, somebody could suffer like that from a wheat or peanut allergy

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    deojaideep  10 months ago

    So Rat hit Fred on the head and he is dead?

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    Jesy Bertz  10 months ago

    Fred has a fear of Mayonnaise? Send him to the Mayo Clinic.

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    darkwingdave  10 months ago

    One to the Head.

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  10 months ago

    You know killing Pastis would only result in your universe turning into nothing but a mere Pokeball

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 10 months ago

    A simple “No Thank You” would have sufficed, Fred.

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    tonypezzano  10 months ago

    Right in the head.

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    cdgar  10 months ago

    Maybe Stephan will be right in the Head after this?

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    EcurbYkspohs  10 months ago

    Recycle Fred and there will be no dread ;-) …… Croc Power!

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    posse1 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Stephen, Bewley could use your help this morning.

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    Owhatadoc Premium Member 10 months ago

    No, wait…he’s hanging onto life by a thread.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 10 months ago

    I read Fred’s said bread spread dread…shoulda stayed in bed, instead!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 10 months ago

    Look at that, a gluten free bat!

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    There! That’ll teach him….lol

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    BubbleTape Premium Member 10 months ago

    so now allergies are under attack? i know someone that died from a food allergy.

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    TerBer  10 months ago

    enuf said.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Right said Fred.

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    8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83  10 months ago

    They have researched that early exposure to Bamba, a snack with peanuts was helping to build up immunity overseas. have a friend whose son ended up in the hospital in the Philippines. They have armed guards that make you pay before leaving the hospital.

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    Tentoes  10 months ago

    Pastis gets his just deserts. Alas. He will be missed by punsters everywhere.

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    KEA  10 months ago

    fear of mayonnaise??

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    Rob Smith Premium Member 10 months ago

    I’m…….too sexy for this strip…..

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    Rad-ish says, posting NA on Sherpa Premium Member 10 months ago

    That Rat ain’t right in the head.

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    poopsypoo Premium Member 10 months ago

    One of my favorite strips!!! Keep up the good work!!

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    So, can gluten be used as a lubricant?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Knocked right in the head

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    DCBakerEsq  10 months ago

    I’m allergic to human beings. And, stupidity.

    But, that seems redundant, doesn’t it?

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    Petemejia77  10 months ago

    Joke hurts my HEAD

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    Rat: Next time please save some for the rest of us.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  10 months ago

    REALLY, Stephen?!? REALLY?!? this is why I love you.

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    Mentor397  10 months ago

    I haven’t seen the movie Drop Dead Fred in years.

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    saje49  10 months ago

    And here I was wondering what happened to Neighbor Bob. I should have seen it coming.

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    chris_weaver  10 months ago

    Well, tan me hide when I’m dead, Fred!

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    tonicee9  10 months ago

    Love it!

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    jvn  10 months ago

    Since Pig’s response has nothing to do with wheat allergies (I’m calling mayo “bread spread” rather than two separate entities), that could have been left out entirely and the joke still works. Well, “joke” might bean overstatement. And “works”, too, for that matter.

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    El Cobbo Grande  10 months ago

    I lived it ,anywho

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    El Cobbo Grande  10 months ago

    LUVED IT!……$&$&#$#&#….damn auto spell

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    Obi-Haiv  10 months ago

    “RIght?” said Fred.

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    Concretionist  10 months ago

    Fred has no street cred, not a shred, since he was arraigned and pled.

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    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    Fred’s head bled? Dread! Mayo spread:not on my bread!

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