Tentoes Free

Age 6 for 55 years and counting.

Recent Comments

  1. 9 days ago on Red and Rover

    On a hot summer day, my two sisters were with the neighbor girls in their pool and I was feeling a little left out. Inside, I found a toy baby bottle. You know, the itty bitty plastic ones. An evil plan came to mind. I took it down to the pantry and packed the bottle about half full of baking soda and got some vinegar in a little cup. I carefully snuck up behind their back hedge, paused for a while to listen if they’d seen me. Then I sucked up some of the vinegar into the bottle and threw it over the hedge into the pool.

    “What’s that?”

    “Hey! It’s zooming all over the place!”


    “Hey, Tentoes, do it again!”

    I had to go back and get some more soda and reloaded it several times.

    No, they never invited me to join them.

  2. about 1 month ago on Garfield

    “Butthere are no cats in America,And the streets are paved with cheese!”

  3. about 1 month ago on Pickles

    Why did it take 6 boy scouts to help the little old lady cross the street?

    Because that’s not where she was going.

  4. about 2 months ago on Red and Rover

    And the twins should be along shortly.

  5. about 2 months ago on Maria's Day

    Bob is right.

  6. about 2 months ago on Rose is Rose

    Our bathtub drain made a buzzing sound. It was bees in the drain that I was afraid of!

  7. 2 months ago on Ordinary Bill

    Bill dressed up! He’s even wearing flip flops!

  8. 2 months ago on Adult Children

    “How many people work at your company?”

    “Less than half of them.”

  9. 2 months ago on Wizard of Id

    Wiz wouldn’t have athlete’s foot ‘cause he’s always barefoot.

  10. 2 months ago on Wizard of Id

    Hmm. Bigfoot seems to be a theme today. See Wallace the Brave!