Age 6 for 55 years and counting.
That’s kinda how it goes. Yup.
And people wonder why I wear overalls.
Charles Wesley wrote “Hark through all the welkin rings.” A friend changed it to “Hark the herald angels sing.” Caused a big argument between them.
Because, “Lo, through all the welkin rings” was a lame opening line!
I was the remote. “Tentoes, turn that up a little!”
Mom got really bad about snooping presents, so one year, I rigged one with an alarm. Battery, buzzer, switch, magnet, metal for the magnet to stick to… If it went off, you couldn’t get it to stop ’cause the magnet was stuck to the metal. THAT year, she did not snoop ONCE!
Tibetan Mastiff: Wow. That is some dog! I was thinking pig with the snout down so low.
Seems Big Shirley is a pot-belly pig?
Makes it really hard to do homework.
Cynical, but true. Also, people tend to get hired for things they got in trouble for in school.