That is crazy random… and, no, I do not.
That joke hasn’t worked since “Young Frankenstein.”
That’s just crazy talk.
Ice cream is the gateway drug to cheesecake.
“If you’re bored, you’re boring.”
If you come to a road on your fork, wash it.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
“I wondered why the baseball seemed to be getting larger… Then it hit me.”
Oh, the windshields! Oh, the humanity!
The years on the toilet statistic varies in direction proportion to the amount of Taco Bell consumed. Fact.