Or she might not have ears, either.
The cover of the comic book first appearance of Superman? Swap in Gunther and add Puddles.
If it was clean, why was he tossing it into the hamper?
There is a lot of food waste because of expiration dates. That’s why I live of Twinkies and Slim Jims.
Shouldn’t that read “Did ewe hug your kids today?”
Whoever did it, had a lot of balls.
This is why high school was so difficult. All my thinking blood was going to a different organ.
Just Tanya Harding the next guy’s knee and you’re safe.
At least the kids will get jalapenos.
“Unsinkable Sam” should have been named “Keep-This-Cat-Off-Your-Ship-If—You-Don’t-Want-It-To-Sink Sam”. I mean, how many ships sank before they figured out how unlucky this cat was? Oh, that’s right, three.