Our recipe for fruitcake has been handed down from my mother and is the finest, made with a french brandy and finely chopped candy peel and nuts. Impossible to resist.
Have great memories of some family friends always giving our family a “Claxton” fruit cake every year. We hated it and would laugh about it later. But, in recent years I’ve discovered they still make them and tried one for old times sake and they’re actually good! They come in a long “loaf” about 2 inches square and are great for cutting off bite size pieces and serving with coffee or whatever.
STEPUP 5 months ago
The ones from Texas, and in tin cans, will definitely outlast the human race!!!
Ahuehuete 5 months ago
I have never tried one made by Benedictine monks, though I have heard they are quite good.
pschearer Premium Member 5 months ago
Fruitcake. Yummmmmmm.
Hello Everyone 5 months ago
It’s Aliiiive!!!!
angelolady Premium Member 5 months ago
Will it outlast the cockroaches after the end of humanity? I figure they won’t be able to eat it.
bigger Nate 5 months ago
Thought Keith Richards already exhibits those traits,
TStyle78 5 months ago
You’ve outdone yourself this time.
Gent 5 months ago
Ah finally a solid solution to solves world hunger.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago
www dot youtube dot com/watch?v=MP2oWvh6I44
iggyman 5 months ago
Nutty as one, I say!
Jayalexander 5 months ago
Our recipe for fruitcake has been handed down from my mother and is the finest, made with a french brandy and finely chopped candy peel and nuts. Impossible to resist.
nosirrom 5 months ago
Talk about an evil scientist.
kjnrun 5 months ago
Clever comic.
blackman2732 5 months ago
Curse you, you dastardly fiend!!!
golfgranny47 5 months ago
I love fruitcake!
William Bednar Premium Member 5 months ago
Makes great door stops!
ladykat 5 months ago
I’ll have you know I make excellent fruitcakes. I have to make a second batch as demand has outstripped supply this year.
CrimsonOne18 5 months ago
Have great memories of some family friends always giving our family a “Claxton” fruit cake every year. We hated it and would laugh about it later. But, in recent years I’ve discovered they still make them and tried one for old times sake and they’re actually good! They come in a long “loaf” about 2 inches square and are great for cutting off bite size pieces and serving with coffee or whatever.
jtburgess Premium Member 5 months ago
I knew it was invented by a mad genius
Gameguy49 Premium Member 5 months ago
But, does it have a brain??
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 5 months ago
My wife makes amazing fruitcake – the whole family loves it. Despite the bad press, good fruitcake is fantastic (but bad fruitcake is a brick).
Amra Leo 5 months ago
Mwa. Ha. Ha…
uniquename 5 months ago
That’s because humanity will use them as weapons of mass destruction.
rugeirn 5 months ago
He has such joy in his life.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
“It’s a loaf!!! It’s a loaf!!”
Radish the wordsmith 5 months ago
That’s Abby Normal.
Angry Indeed 5 months ago
My Dad used to send me fruit cake when I was overseas. Why was he mad at me?
Angry Indeed 5 months ago
Fruit cake is the gift that keeps on regifting!
popster227 5 months ago
Saw fruitcake at my local market last week selling for $29.99 for a 30 ounce cake. Good thing you only have to buy it once.
Duke of Omnium 5 months ago
Little known fact (that I created): fruitcakes are not baked; they’re actually mined in Indonesia and Bolivia.
oish 5 months ago
The cake is a lie!
Prawnclaw 5 months ago
What makes a very sexy unmarried lady immediately lose her libido???… wedding cake!
webfoot5 5 months ago
My dad used to make fruitcake. I’m not sure if anyone in the family ever ate it, but he made it every year.
wildlandwaters 5 months ago
my wife makes the best…all real ingredients (no candy garbage)…and the rum and cream sherry makes it to die for! (or live for!)
Bilan 5 months ago
This explains a lot. Dr Frankenstein created fruitcake as a revenge Christmas present for the villagers that chased his monster.
Lablubber 5 months ago
And ever since it’s been travelling around the world.
zeexenon 5 months ago
It’s Aliveyoutu.be/xos2MnVxe-cIts Alive
Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago
I once heard that there is a fixed number of fruitcakes in the world, and they just keep getting regifted to some other family the following year.
coffeeturtle 5 months ago
what hump?
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 5 months ago
The Jeopardy answer is “Cockroaches, fruitcakes, and Keith Richards.” The question is “What are the 3 things that will survive nuclear holocaust.”
TIMH 5 months ago
Fruitcake is the Nickelback of the pastry world. Lots of folks seem proud to say they hate it, yet it remains popular.
6turtle9 5 months ago
Fruitcakes and Cockroaches shall rule the world!
Bill The Nuke 5 months ago
our squirrels, possums, and raccoons love them.
Zebrastripes 5 months ago
My recipe is so good my family begs me to make it. It’s more of a stained glass looking loaf…all fruit and nuts and hardly any batter or “cake”
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 5 months ago
Yumm! Y’all pass me some!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 5 months ago
Just looking at this, I can hear his maniacal laughter!!!
DebUSNRet Premium Member 5 months ago
Love fruitcake. Will never make it but will eat it!