Congratulations. 50 years is an amazing achievement.
Another stereotypical ageist joke
This makes txting while driving look like child’s play
right. How could he possibly reach the top of the board?
Do turtles even have bladders?
Are there really apartments that spacious in Brooklyn?
He forgot underwire push-up bras
There’s a concept called “expected value “ which is the probability times the payout (if my memory from college Probability class serves).Hypothetically, if the probability is 1/1,000,000 and the payout is $2,000,000, then the expected value is $2.00 and in some weird way it makes sense to play. Now plug in the actual probability and winnings and see whether it still makes sense … (To do this rigorously, you need to add in all the probabilities and winnings of lesser prizes, but I’ll leave that as an exercise for the reader. Haha)
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
When is a rerun not a rerun? There was no such strip last week.