High Priest of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster
Hee hee! I’ve got the power cord.
Cow-tipping is so cruel.
Back when I still drank I could get staggering, blind drunk and never get a hangover. I decided that was a quick path to being an alcoholic, as some of my immediate family are.
My wife was watching some reality show on plastic surgeons and I was amazed at how deftly he talked beautiful young women into unnecessary procedures.
I knew of one called The Library.
Right, we don’t hide in closets or hide from people.
Once you give them the ticket you can go into whichever theatre you like.Unless you’re in a theatre where you have to choose your seat.
When I left school all thoughts related to school, including homework, just flew out of my head.
Not really, they were too thick.