High Priest of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster
unfortunately true.
Actually I was thinking that nothing is unoffensive enough for most parents nowadays.
I can think of some pies found there.
The obvious joke is R-rated.
Cheaper but not as much fun.
For the candle, obviously.
I had a boss who was British and he always wore orange on St. Patrick’s Day. He was an obnoxious jerk the rest of the year, too.
Driving down a country road when a chicken crossed in front of us. I stopped the car and my wife and I both yelled “WHY DID YOU DO IT?” We’re weird that way.
I thought it was squirrels.
He snapped a few wires a long time ago.
unfortunately true.