High Priest of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster
See my previous comment about the faster person.
Oscar Myer used to sell it as lunch meat. Boar’s Head still does (appropriately enough).
A dad joke!
This is my son. He makes a great meal and uses every utensil in the house and leaves it all for someone else to clean.
Remember that you don’t have to be faster than the lion, just faster than the other guy.
My father used to buy head cheese which I happily ate until I was old enough to read the ingredient list.
Well we all pay close attention to the dulcet tones of our loving spouses, don’t we?
Shhh, you’re disturbing him in his safe place.
Cool. She’s beautiful and I understand not wanting to disappoint someone with her powers.
I like this one. Well, I like them all but this one in particular.