High Priest of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster
After her divorce my daughter and granddaughter moved back in with us. The granddaughter was great but my wife and my daughter mixed like oil and water. Even now that she’s on her own again she still collides with my wife. Sigh.
As far from Lincoln as you can manage.
You beat me to it.
Step outside for good reception.
My in-laws and wife’s sister moved to Florida across A1A from the beach. Found out pretty quickly how tough the salt-air is on cars, AC units, roofs, etc..
When bosses told me ‘There is no I in Team’ I responded ‘But there’s two of them in Idiot and I don’t want to be one of them’.
Admiral Rickover, the father of Naval nuclear power, would often visit ships and training facilities. When it was scheduled we’d get all kinds of “help” getting things ready for the visit (“work” it may, “shine” it must). Sometimes he’s show up unannounced a week early to see how things really looked.
I bought one for my wife and she also never used it. I suggested that we give it to a friend who goes to that spa but she wouldn’t and it expired. Ridiculous waste of money.
It’s the eraser that you need to worry about.