High Priest of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster
Oh, and he can spin around if he wants! Weee!
In Japan they had to install noise machines in public bathrooms because ladies continually flushed the toilet to hide the sound of peeing.
Yeah, that took me by surprise the first time someone passed me like that. The geniuses were the ones who would pass between me and my camper and an 18 wheeler. Both of those things tend to sway in the winds we always got in the Pismo Beach area on the 101.
Mary Jane used to be a nickname for marijuana.
I’m guessing a fellow submariner.
Our Great Dane did that.
Something smells fishy.
Hey y’all, hold my beer.
The guy who is holding it backed way, way off.
That’s called assault.