I *LOVE* a bad pun!
Eric, Eric, Eric. You’re too sensitive. You need to toughen up a bit.
Horses for courses. Cook with salted, bake with unsalted.
He won’t forget, but you’ll pretend you did when you see the prices.
That was cold, fish.
Oh, no! Eric’s got worms!
“… the harpist has herpes…” Cracked me up.
“The Stripper”, a la Bagpipe… It could work!
He’s only got 1 bullet…
I would have a hard time believing he doesn’t have investments out there. He could always live off of MM’s music/movies/whatever the hell it is she does…