I *LOVE* a bad pun!
Yeah, but was it WORTH it?
Leave him in the ladies’ room…
No. That’s your bustle.
Our dogs get Begging strips. 1. Twice a day isn’t often enough (according to them.) 2. They get more excited for that, than they do for real bacon. (I wasn’t impressed…)
Went and looked. I think I just fell in Love with his “Aphrodite”.
“Thanks for the Gumbo Ball, Mickey!” (You have to be of a certain age to understand…)
Stupid, walking behind her: “Why are you leaving that guy? You don’t even know him!”
Got an address on that?
Kick the corner of the chair. Works every time.
I have that as a notification tone for my work email (on my phone). I always give a big, noisy inhale right after it plays…