Another useless, intrusive government agency.I am really surprised in that it has been years since they (and Homeland Security) have announced that they had thwarted another “terrorist attack”, OR raised the "threat level’ from yellow to red. (OR took someone off to secondary screening, because his socks did NOT match, or because her middle initial was on the "no-fly’ list.Just another way for the government (and the MEDIA) to instill fear amongst the sheep.
Give us a break, Fly, we all know that’s not what happened. We’ve seen the video. You boarded the plane but were removed after causing a disturbance by hysterically claiming the spider was “not real.”
I never hat an encounter with any insect on any of the planes I boarded in my life. Every single one had the AC on freezing. So had there been a fly it would be lying on the ground barely stirring.
TSA is one of the costliest implementations of business socialism in the US. A 7 billion plus subsidy of a commerce already heavily subsidized by the government.
Two flies are on the porch. Which one is the movie star? The one on the screen. Two flies are in the kitchen. Which one loves cowboys? The one on the range.
BE THIS GUY 9 months ago
The spider bought a ticket.
This strip made me guffaw.
BasilBruce 9 months ago
They heard he was a real pest.
ronaldspence 9 months ago
they told him to buzz off!
alasko 9 months ago
No fleaing the scene.
sirbadger 9 months ago
The fly was the only one who liked the smell of fart guy, but they wouldn’t let them sit together.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member 9 months ago
I would like to have a no-fly list on my house.
Imagine 9 months ago
Are race car drivers racist by definition?
SteveHL 9 months ago
Excellent strip today!
meg_grif 9 months ago
While he was on the plane, the spider couldn’t access his web site.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 9 months ago
Now what is the spider going to have for dinner?
deojaideep aka Courage 9 months ago
Get that Baseball bat!
Doug K 9 months ago
It may speciesist, but it’s not racist.
hariseldon59 9 months ago
McFly? Is he related to Marty?
cornshell 9 months ago
At least he didn’t get stomped by TSA.
priyansh.jeziel 9 months ago
Another useless, intrusive government agency.I am really surprised in that it has been years since they (and Homeland Security) have announced that they had thwarted another “terrorist attack”, OR raised the "threat level’ from yellow to red. (OR took someone off to secondary screening, because his socks did NOT match, or because her middle initial was on the "no-fly’ list.Just another way for the government (and the MEDIA) to instill fear amongst the sheep.
wrd2255 9 months ago
Those arachnids get special treatment! So unfair!
Ignatz Premium Member 9 months ago
They kept you off for your own protection, since the spider was on.
Goat from PBS 9 months ago
I’ll bet he was told to buzz off.
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
Unless they were wearing some sort of sweat pants, athletic/gym shorts, lounge pants or pajama bottoms, men were barred for the same reason.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 months ago
lmao
nostall 9 months ago
cute
holdenrex 9 months ago
Give us a break, Fly, we all know that’s not what happened. We’ve seen the video. You boarded the plane but were removed after causing a disturbance by hysterically claiming the spider was “not real.”
Ellis97 9 months ago
Sounds like a bunch of bugots!
JoshHere 9 months ago
Call me what you want, but my home is a no-fly zone
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
So who’s carrying your luggage?
SusieB 9 months ago
I wonder if he’s Mike Pence’s pet fly
PuggyPug 9 months ago
Any relation to Marty McFly?
monya_43 9 months ago
The fly must have packed everything he owns, considering the size of his luggage. I assume that’s his luggage with him.
Bex Premium Member 9 months ago
You’re a fly. Wing it.
klapre 9 months ago
It’s NOT racist. It’s speciest.
Steverino Premium Member 9 months ago
I’m glad that happened. Flies on an airplane are really annoying.
wsr1961 Premium Member 9 months ago
Did they call the SWAT team?
unfair.de 9 months ago
I never hat an encounter with any insect on any of the planes I boarded in my life. Every single one had the AC on freezing. So had there been a fly it would be lying on the ground barely stirring.
rossevrymn 9 months ago
I’m sorry I read this.
bilbrlsn 9 months ago
TSA is one of the costliest implementations of business socialism in the US. A 7 billion plus subsidy of a commerce already heavily subsidized by the government.
zeexenon 9 months ago
Spiders do balloon. Filled my mouth with them while bike racing in the boonies.
SmallMeadow 9 months ago
That would bug me too..
Sir Davecelot 9 months ago
I’m guessing this fly came from a local McDonalds.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 9 months ago
Tain’t funny, Pastis.
asrialfeeple 9 months ago
Somebody needs a special reserved spot in punitentiary.
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
“McFry!”
B UTTONS 9 months ago
TSA gave another insect the VIP treatment.
They said he was a beetle.
DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago
GROAN.
soaringblocks 9 months ago
There’s such a thing as LEFTOVER PIZZA???
Sisyphos 9 months ago
Okay, Cartoon-Boy, you’re gonna pay for this one! Such a low-down, scurvy pun! May a wild fly fly up your nose!
unclebrian369 9 months ago
Two flies are on the porch. Which one is the movie star? The one on the screen. Two flies are in the kitchen. Which one loves cowboys? The one on the range.
andrew.scharnhorst 9 months ago
Of course, the spider walked right on. He got his tickets on the web.
… I’ll just see myself out.
LrdSlvrhnd 9 months ago
Maybe you should’ve tried to go on as the spider’s carrion.