What he didn’t explain is that by “pass” he meant, we will all pass from this life to the next. Job_14:14 If a man die, shall he live again? all the days of my appointed time will I wait, till my change come.
Hebrews 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
Not shoving it down your throat, just suggesting you prepare to meet your Maker. And I don’t mean yo’ momma.
Okay. Passing is something you do on the highway, and it is not supposed to be fatal. Why, in the last twenty years or so, have we become so afraid to use the other word? (Hint, it is “die”.)
BE THIS GUY 12 months ago
Human beings are the kidney stones of the universe.
BasilBruce 12 months ago
And then there was the Zen guru who walked into a pizza parlor and said, “Make me one with everything.”
ronaldspence 12 months ago
WiseAss on Hill for President 2024!
alasko 12 months ago
In the end, we all pass, gas. That the joke you were going for Pastis?
Erse IS better 12 months ago
At the end, I always pass… gas.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 12 months ago
None of us get out of this life alive.
blunebottle 12 months ago
Mark Lowry’s favourite verse: “It came to pass.”
_lounger_ 12 months ago
for once, Pig nailed it
iggyman 12 months ago
But , sad to say, try to be the richest person in the cemetery!
jaydogg187 12 months ago
To quote Fred Durst: “Life is a lesson. You’ll learn it when you’re through.”
Troglodyte 12 months ago
Rat just lets that pass.
Bill LaRocque Premium Member 12 months ago
Really nailed it this morning. Thanks Stephan.
bbbmorrell 12 months ago
the final exam before you pass is pretty rough, in fact, no one finishes it
Croc Holliday 12 months ago
Life is an accident of chemistry.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 12 months ago
The end result of life is death.
ajr58(1) 12 months ago
He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Ellis97 12 months ago
And I believe it was some athlete who said that “Life is a race. We always get closer to the finish.”
DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago
What he didn’t explain is that by “pass” he meant, we will all pass from this life to the next. Job_14:14 If a man die, shall he live again? all the days of my appointed time will I wait, till my change come.
Hebrews 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
Not shoving it down your throat, just suggesting you prepare to meet your Maker. And I don’t mean yo’ momma.
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 months ago
Pearls was a Jeopardy clue/answer yesterday
brick10 12 months ago
Just waiting to pass?
monya_43 12 months ago
Everyone will be dying to get out of here. Today is the youngest you will ever be. Enjoy it!!
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago
If Pig asked Rat, Rat would have said “Get Him Before He Gets You”
DarkarmReadz 12 months ago
bruh so true
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
PIG will let his guard down now…no more pressures! LOL
prrdh 12 months ago
And from the end, we all pass, especially after a meal with lots of beans and cabbage.
Goat from PBS 12 months ago
To live each day for the glory of God.
That’s why I think we were put here.
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
In the end, we all pass: Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment. Hebrews 9:27, NIV.
zeexenon 12 months ago
With no destination? Like high school?
KEA 12 months ago
Life really only has two purposes… find food and reproduce.Life is stupid.
christelisbetty 12 months ago
…and when I die, when I’m gone, there’ll be one child born in this world to carry on.
briggs.roy078 12 months ago
Thank you Mr. Pastis for making sense of my life and curing my anxiety … for ten seconds
Foe 12 months ago
No cap
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 12 months ago
Profound.
Imagine 12 months ago
No point in worrying. Life is fatal as it is.
minty_Joe 12 months ago
“I tried so hard
and got so far
But in the end,
it doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
to lose it all
But in the end,
it doesn’t even matter."
~ Lincoln Park
(RIP Chester Bennington)
Bilan 12 months ago
If you learn the obvious rules about how to stay alive, you live longer and you can learn more.
198.23.5.11 12 months ago
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
But sometimes it’s the pits
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
Yep! Sleep, eat, poop, and die.
willie_mctell 12 months ago
Is it the journey or the destination? Given the identical destination…
Johnny Q Premium Member 12 months ago
In the end, we all pass on.
T... 12 months ago
Life and a big poop fart, will easily, pass…
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
It is better to learn from the mistakes of others. Safer and less painful too.
PaintTheDust 12 months ago
Okay. Passing is something you do on the highway, and it is not supposed to be fatal. Why, in the last twenty years or so, have we become so afraid to use the other word? (Hint, it is “die”.)
oish 12 months ago
I’m not dying to figure out the punchline on this one.
Sisyphos 12 months ago
Hold that thought, Pig.
Will someone please knock the Wise A$$ off his perch?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 11 months ago
It’s where you pass to, that can be a problem.