This actually reminds me of an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati, where Johnny Fever tells Venus Flytrap that station manager Arthur had once tried to promote the station by giving away blonde wigs. When they couldn’t give them away, Carlson had the wigs shipped to Guatemala as aid to earthquake victims there.
BE THIS GUY 12 months ago
Sorry, Rat, it’s a lifetime contract.
I need a burrito 12 months ago
Rat you can put locks on the comic and read garfield lines but you can NEVER escape
hariseldon59 12 months ago
As opposed to ’Hare Air", founded by Bugs Bunny.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member 12 months ago
You might as well stuff it in your hairy-air.
Bilan 12 months ago
Technically, that wasn’t a pun.
ronaldspence 12 months ago
They want to know where toupee (to-pay)
einarbt 12 months ago
Okay, I have to admit, Rat is making a fair request there at the end but where will he go? Far side? South Park?
Knuckleheads Premium Member 12 months ago
Why leave Rat? That one was pretty good
MayCauseBurns 12 months ago
Proof that cartoonists do drugs.
iggyman 12 months ago
I’m with you this time, Rat!
iggyman 12 months ago
The Hair-Air heirs advertise over the air so there!
Katje 12 months ago
Just when you think this comic can’t get any worse, this happens… :D
jaydogg187 12 months ago
And if the company only shipped blonde wigs, the shipping charges could be considered the Fair Hair Air Fares.
markkahler52 12 months ago
Do you REALLY want transferred over to “Mary Worth?!” Think, Rat, THINK!!
markkahler52 12 months ago
You’d have to play second fiddle to Wilbur. Now, STOP! Just….stop …
Justanolddude Premium Member 12 months ago
Never underestimate Pastis. We’ve hit a new low! Pastis, gets a shovel.
monya_43 12 months ago
Rat obviously doesn’t want a “Hair Air” wig either. He wouldn’t wear it.
JudyAz 12 months ago
Following that comic gets really hairy.
phredturner 12 months ago
No, no, no,no ,no
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago
The Count agrees. Rat’s righteous rant rings really right.
basspro 12 months ago
Hey Rat, I “Hair” yah.
Ellis97 12 months ago
Homophones and rhyme schemes can be so confusing.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Aaaaaaacckkk!
[Unnamed Reader - b9c79c] 12 months ago
Tired of bad pun comics
rossevrymn 12 months ago
Aw bleep me, I read the whole thing………………………….shame on me.
Doug K 12 months ago
That’s who (not where) to send a check to: to their Hair Air heirs.
Where are the Hair Air heirs?
kaycstamper 12 months ago
For once, I’m with you, Rat.
topekaboo street 12 months ago
Goat drinks a lot of tea.
rshive 12 months ago
Where’s the beer when you need it?
carlsonbob 12 months ago
Is the beneficiary Prince Hairy?
John Jorgensen 12 months ago
The founders of a company Goat has never heard of are personally asking him for a check? That’s a big fat no.
jmclaughlinvt 12 months ago
Who drinks tea with a tea bag still in the cup?!?!
mindjob 12 months ago
Do they still make Nair?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 12 months ago
Okay, you can leave.
oish 12 months ago
Gentlement! This reminds me of the hairarium in ATHF
Goat from PBS 12 months ago
I’ll send a pair to their fair lair.
(OK, that last one was a bit of a stretch)
198.23.5.11 12 months ago
And a toupee’ came by E-Bay
dlaemmerhirt999 12 months ago
ABOMINABLE man!!! . . . that’s why I feel like he is one of my very best friends.
zeexenon 12 months ago
Hey, an ‘h’ is silent.
Like: Anchor, Archeology, Architect / architecture, Archive, Borough, Chaos, Character / characteristic, Charisma, Chemical / chemistry / chemist, Choreograph, Chorus, Christmas / Christian, Echo, Heir, Herbs, Hour, Honest / honor, Ghost, Psychology, Rhino, Schedule, Scheme, School, Tech / technology / techie, Thai / Thailand, Thigh, Thorough, Vehicle, Weigh, What / when / where / why / which, White, While…
mbumpus_99 12 months ago
Word Play at its best…
AtariDragon 12 months ago
They made a mistake. After all, the Hair Air Heirs err.
hitman4cookies 12 months ago
You could see that one coming from the first panel.
soaringblocks 12 months ago
I really hope to hug Stephen Pastis someday. I love his humor!
Moon57Shine 12 months ago
Does the Hair- Air Company land their planes at the Hair-port or the Heir-port?
gcarlson 12 months ago
The man who sold the milk to all of London town
Amassed a fortune by his toil and care;
And when he left this sad world for a better place,
He left it to his London dairy heir.
RobDelman Premium Member 12 months ago
I’d Like to nominate Stephen Pastis for Benevolent Overlord ✨
sirjackum 12 months ago
The comments turned into a Dr. Seuss book.
leontineg22 12 months ago
At least he isn’t whining about social media.
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
Then there’s the ‘rair bair’, right Strega???
Ginny Premium Member 12 months ago
Reminds me of "Who’s On First ". There’s never been a better comedy team.
hariseldon59 12 months ago
This actually reminds me of an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati, where Johnny Fever tells Venus Flytrap that station manager Arthur had once tried to promote the station by giving away blonde wigs. When they couldn’t give them away, Carlson had the wigs shipped to Guatemala as aid to earthquake victims there.
B UTTONS 12 months ago
The heir’s charity is to support hares obtain the wares to wear.
willie_mctell 12 months ago
S/B “are where.” Shame.
Meranda 12 months ago
Why do they keep reading the scripts?
Bilan 12 months ago
The other characters are signing a petition backing Rat’s request to be let out.
pamela welch Premium Member 12 months ago
Try saying that very fast … So funny
dialfred 12 months ago
It’s funny homonyms
BasilBruce 12 months ago
Sing along with Basil: “Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair . . .”
cmxx 12 months ago
“Blazing Saddles”, when Harvey Korman hails a cab and mutters, “Drive me off this picture!”
mrsdonaldson 12 months ago
LOL!
Sisyphos 12 months ago
I can see where Rat’s coming from. (There, of course; but no hair heirs.)
minty_Joe 12 months ago
“You Said A Mouse Full” (Pinky and The Brain). Enough said.
dmostroff 12 months ago
Where does he think this up?
THEBIGGESTBEAN 12 months ago
this is funny
jrlind55 12 months ago
That’s not “there”; it’s “them”.
missyhyattfan 11 months ago
“Let me outta this comic!” LOL.