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1. about 4 hours ago on Bozo

   The Hoop-De-Doo Revue at Walt Disney World has a segment where three of the cast will go out in the audience and ask guests where they’re from, and the other three will make rhymes about it. A family from Massachusetts once got, “Oh, you’re here and we’re elated, / But your footballs are deflated.”

2. about 4 hours ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   My experience is that fresh alligator and crocodile taste like very tender pork, but my leftover gator jambalaya had developed a red snapper flavor.

3. 1 day ago on Francis

   Per Gaza Health Ministry, the total number of deaths are 34,904 including:8614,873+ children8710,000+ women88891,049 elderly90491 paramedics and medical staff88152 UN staff©200+ journalists88

   Per Israel:13,000–19,500 civilians (as of 10 March 2024)9213,000+ Hamas fighters (as of 29 February 2024)93

   Per US intelligence:5,000–9,000 militants (as of 21 January 2024) 94

4. 1 day ago on Nest Heads

   I wore thongs when I was under 13. They call them flip-flops now.

5. 1 day ago on Cleats

   “You gotta think about the game, the game, the game …” – Dam# Yankees

6. 1 day ago on Geech

   Of course, she also gets the thrill of the chase on the job as a researcher, while I get it as her librarian.

7. 1 day ago on Geech

   Got a nice thing going with a nurse who goes fishing in Alaska every summer just for the grin on her father’s face. I trade her beef from our biennial half steer for salmon and halibut.

8. 2 days ago on Overboard

   Leeks, meanwhile, are the symbol of Wales. Our tour guide at Edinburgh castle told us that when a Scotsman answers a nature call he’s said to be “picking thistles,” while a Welshman doing so “takes a leek.”

9. 2 days ago on Overboard

   Telling on my own people, but per legend the thistle became the symbol of Scotland because some Vikings once took their boots off to wade the moat of a Scottish castle in a night attack and found it full of thistles instead of water.

10. 2 days ago on Raising Duncan

    I had to look deep for the second I, too.