And vampire eat/drink blood . . . not solid food matter.
Exactly what I was thinking . . . I scroll to the comments —
That’s were my darned wishes are!
Spiders! you need to do some more recycling in my basement!
Sliced bread is soooo great a serving size is only one slice!
Anything not-carbs? Luxurious breads like challah, brioche or even the humble bagel, maybe?
If vampires still produced sperm, perhaps . . .
He can go through walls, but can the wire?
Dead batteries? Huh? Looks like no batteries.
Yoda Here Lies?