Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2022

Boy a lot of people sure think they’re the sun

You’re just an average size star located on the outskirts of the Milky Way.

I’ve seen his dark side.

Who do you think you are? A star?

He’s down because he thought he was going to star in a cartoon series called Let’s Go, Sol, but plans were changed.

Revolve around the sun or suffer 3d degree sunburn.

The world may revolve around him, but he revolves around a gigantic hole.

Sun God! Sun God! Ra! Ra! Ra!

That put the bartender in a hot spot.

I bet she is a hot date!

The Sun’s comeback to the bartender displays some solar flair.

Looks like pig has taken a shine to the sun…

I knew a guy who was so bright his father called HIM sun!

A good one Stephan!

There was a time when believing or saying that could get you into trouble.

“You’re not the centre the centre of the solar system either”

Here comes the Sun, doo-doo-doo-doo…

The drink would burn up before Mr. Sun put it to his (lips?)

Wouldn’t the sun cause everything near it to burn up?

I’m sure a hand would come in handy, too.Although even if Sunny Boy could grab his drink, it would evaporate and/or turn to ash

That customer must be hot stuff.

Damn, the drink keeps vaporizing before it gets to my mouth, for some reason.

The sun is an entitled millennial? Fancy that.

A star like you deserves special treatment.

“Don’t Look Up”.

The Sun comes closer to Earth and now we’re all dead.

i really like you sun. what’s your sign

More Ice please.

At a local bar in my community, the bartender’s first words to every customer was “Wait your turn”.

Did she order a Tequila Sunrise?

..and he’s got that glow about him….

The other customers must be dim.

At least brighten up your day!

So the world’s revolving around that bar right now?

Flat Earthers would like to disagree. They’re still wrong, but that won’t stop them.

I don’t know about the sun Steph, but I needed this one. Thanks.

Sundown is an appropriate time to ask for a drink

In our neck of the universe, he IS the BMOC….

Hey, bartender, this is the sun you’re talking to, the world does revolve around it!

it must be nice

Good boi comic

The world REALLY revolves around nachos with extra cheese.

But I’m keeping that my little secret.

It’s another Tequila Sunrise………..

I love how the sun is drawn! Cute!

What is that? Here in the Frozen Tundra, it’s cloudy from October through mid-June.

Ouch, that burns.

Juice

It does revolve lol

Pig gets any closer, he’ll be bakin’.

Pig patronizes the hottest bar in town! All the stars hang out there!

After a couple of hard drinks, she mooned the bartender.