That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 24, 2021

Rapunzel let down more than her hair after the third date.

Yo, Alexandra, over here… toss me the conditioner!

Waitin’ at the altar for Sir Walter to assault ‘er in the mor-or-or nin’…

“Would you believe it? They forgot to put a towel in the shower room again.”

Whenever Mary had too much to drink, she would strip naked and start singing Puccini

Look lady, if you’re going to the effort of shaving your armpits, maybe you should start by taking off the peach fuzz on your chin.

The female nudes are usually of plump ladies or ‘delicate’ maidens. This woman is surprisingly fit.

♪♫"Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair, shoulder length or longer

Here, baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy

Hair

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it, my hair"♪♫

“Hair”

Cuomo’s last clothing optional news conference,,,

Sage Hypatia, seen here at the altar, / just before Christian mobs would assault her, / was exceedingly wise, / yet they gouged out her eyes. / Her crime? As a pagan they’d fault her. /// Alexandria was where she taught / all the great Philosophical thought. / By the mob she was caught, / to a church she was brought, / and stripped naked while vainly she fought. /// She was murdered and torn limb from limb. / Bishop Cyril — some say to blame him. / But its cruelly ironic, / that this genius Platonic, / brains and beauty, but dead on a whim.

[I do not have the skill to properly tell the tragic story of the remarkable woman in today’s painting. If you are not familiar with Hypatia of Alexandria, I suspect you would find her life and death fascinating reading.]

Hypatia certainly wasn’t modest. But she’s not a real redhead and she doesn’t want anybody to know that.

“And here we have a very cleverly disguised fuse box and circuit breaker!”

Theo was determined to be the first in his group to solve the “Erotic Murder Room Game.” He scanned the floor for clues: a damp towel; one discarded shoe; a gold cord with tassels, wrapped around the base of an enormous overturned iron candlestick. He was sure he could connect the dots, but was too distracted by the naked “girlfriend of the victim” gesturing dramatically toward… that’s it! The mosaic is the final clue!!

“Yoo hoo guys – over here….”

Hey! Eyes up there!

Whenever Hypatia’s in trouble/ she uses a body double / somebody who’s slimmer/ who uses a trimmer/ so there’s never a trace of stubble.

Sex sells.

When Isabella let down her hair, she REALLY let down her hair.

“Tada”

“It’s always nice when you see pride of ownership. Notice how nicely the drapes match the carpet.”

lady godiva working out placement before her ride…

“Heeeeeeer’s Hypatia!”

Hypatia was a brilliant woman – philosopher, astronomer, mathematician – politically important, a strong pagan voice for religious tolerance, a person of many remarkable talents and accomplishments. So, male artist, what pops into your head when you think about painting her portrait? “Hey, if she were really tall and leggy with long red hair and nice tits….”

Lady Godiva’s lesser known protest against church tithes.

Hypatia’s designed to please !/ We could do with a lot more of these !/ She’s intelligent, too/ (has a giant IQ !)/ but her name sounds like a disease..

“I stand before you, innocent as a lamb. So in the words of your Lord, let he among you who is without sin, cast the first – OWWWW! THAT HURT!”

♫Tequila makes her clothes fall off.♫

“NOT Stephanie. STEPHEN. STEPHEN. How many times do I have to tell you I now identify as male?!? And why are all the other guys in this locker room taking such long showers when I’m here?”

“My hair hangs low, and it wobbles to and fro.I can tie it in a knot, I can tie it in a bow. I can throw it ’oer my shoulder like a continental soldier cause my hair hangs low."

I once read somewhere that some painters, when doing nude portraits, would actually hire a male model to stand in for a woman, and then add the necessary… ahem… accoutrements later.

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I’m not saying that C. W. Mitchell definitely did that, but come on. Just look at that jawline.

“So, if you’re going to do any entertaining, dress casually and hang out at the bar like this.”

“And if you will look up at this wall, no no, I said look at the wall, THE WALL!!! OH, why did they have me give this school for teenage boys the tour of the museum??”

“All the cats who dig striptease, praying’ for a little breeze.” Peter and Gordon, c. 1967. (But I think the song predates them.)

Bruce was thrilled with the new hair extensions and was happy about how the breast implants came out but was very embarrassed to still be waiting for the insurance company to approve the vaginoplasty.

Looks more like a victim for a sacrificial offering on an altar(didn’t say Virgin)……

The hair club for women.

Hypatia: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hypatia_(Charles_Mitchell).jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting. Other versions entry has strip coloration image.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

https://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/08/masterpiece-2777.html 

I have added a comment there (already approved by Mr. Melcher) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by him used here.

worked even better than freshly baked cookies

“Somebody please help me. I have a flat ti-uh!”

the musculature methinks suggests transgender (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

Well, long, tall Sally….She’s built for speed, she got….

Lady Godiva trying out her poses, before her big ride.

Help me please! The knight didn’t like my comments, said I insulted him; and took everything from me! Alms for the poor?

“How do ya like me now?!”

Just realized, this is the follow up to the previous day’s Comic: … When the Knights away, the Lady will play.