Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 16, 2021

Squirrelzilla.

What will he fit in? Now change Jewel into an adult eastern garter snake.

No and you’ll make enough squirrel stew to last all winter

Tackleberry: “Grandpa?!?”

He’ll probably have her for lunch.

Not until he gnaws off enough of the outside of the house

So this is where the giant squirrel in Pooch cafe came from.

The cure being worse than the disease….

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Awe NUTs. Now what am I going to eat.

But he’ll still try!

No squirrels were harmed in the making of this strip.

Invoking the law of unintended consequences… oh, bother.

Wiz is definitely thinking outside the box today.

Now it can eat the attic.

Did he just do a James Fridman?

The classic “Be careful what you wish for”.

What do you feed a 500 lb squirrel?

Anything it wants!

but now he might just take your house for itself.

Ya gotta be specific when you ask for something. Don’t believe it? Just watch any show when a magic genie comes out and gives you three wishes. It always turns out bad.

One must be very specific, or else this will happen.

One person at a time, the citizens of Id are learning not to ask the wizard for help.

Feed me. Now.

Well, now it has to go off and find Poncho at the Pooch Cafe.

I’d love to see the dog that would chase that.

Why is there a wire or line going into her attic? (For this time period.)

Yikes! Now what? He’s gonna need some good sized nuts to store for winter.

yeah, now he’ll just eat your house

Yikes!

Get rid of a problem by making it larger. Where else have we seen this done?

We the people of the Kingdom of ID are very proud of our Wizard. We know he is not the best Wizard in all the land. (In fact he may be the worst.)However he is our Wizard and for the impoverished, uneducated people of ID that’s OK. We have a Wizard, with a lot of notoriety. People come from far and wide, just to see what he will do next and laugh.

Inflation

Fine, now he will not fit into the house so well.

Reminds me of the mechanic who couldn’t fix the brakes so he made the horn louder.

Aw nuts

Start feeding that bad boy coconuts!

Could have been worse. He might have shrunk the house.

They better give him all the nuts he wants.

That squirrel is not amused.

On the bright side, he/she can no longer fit in the bird feeders. Now the birds will get to est.

The Monster That Ate Id.

Wiz must follow that James Fridman on twitter. this is the sort of thing he’d do

Oooh! OOHH! Do me next! DO ME!