welcome to life dear boy
never underestimate old people; they didn’t live that long by accident.
As Popeye used to say: thats all I can stand, I cant stand no more!
I imagine pop tarts would taste better than a worm…
once infected with girl cooties, there is no cure. On the bright side, sex with girls IS pretty awesome.
Wow. I work for that company….
girl logic vs man logic
I think thats taking the term “support animal” a bit too far. (Though lord knows she could use all the support she can get)
there being honest, then there’s being too honest…
Actually Max already realizes he is the lone male in a house filled with women. He is asserting is dominance of the toilet before getting overwhelmed in a wave of estrogen