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  1. about 23 hours ago on Andy Capp

    Was watching an episode of “Mission Impossible” the other night that involved a chess match. It had Rollin Hand, played by Martin Landau,, cheating at the game with a computer in another room. The computer was big, several units, and gave out answers on a paper card. TV computers sure have shrunk in the last five decades. Now they could probably put a chess app. on a ‘smart watch’.

  2. 3 days ago on Rose is Rose

    What is a panda? First I thought that they were a type of Bear. Then I heard that they were from the Racoon family, (a giant Racoon?). Then I hear that they are bears again.

  3. 3 days ago on Shoe

    A fishing boat recently capsized when the fish on one side of the net all swam down. Insurance refused to pay out.

    They argued it was an act of cod.

  4. 3 days ago on Shoe

    I have to write a paper about insurance, and I need to use in-text citations.

    So I think I’ll get a quote.

  5. 3 days ago on Shoe

    What kind of insurance does an I.T. guy have to sign up for?

    Malware practice.

  6. 3 days ago on Shoe

    New glasses are $144 after insurance.

    That’s gross!

  7. 3 days ago on Shoe

    My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation.

    They said I have a pre existing condition.

  8. 3 days ago on Shoe

    Getting good dental insurance…

    …is like pulling teeth.

  9. 3 days ago on Shoe

    My son turned 27, so he’s no longer covered by my health insurance.

    In other words, his manufacturer’s warranty is up.

  10. 3 days ago on Shoe

    I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies keep denying my application.

    They told me, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”