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  1. about 13 hours ago on Shoe

    Please hold. Your call is very impotent to us. And will be answered in the order it was received. Your estimated wait time is eleven days and six hours.

  2. about 14 hours ago on Shoe

    Is this one of those “Dream” type shows? Like when you dream of going to class or work stark naked? Then you wake up in a cold sweat. It’s an old fear type dream/nightmare.

  3. about 14 hours ago on B.C.

    If you are really lost in a maze. Just put one hand on the wall and keep on walking. You will be going the long way out. But you will get out. You will go through every dead end in the maze. But eventually you will find the EXIT.

  4. about 14 hours ago on Rose is Rose

    Just wait till she sees the size of her vaccination needle when she does visit the Vet.

  5. about 14 hours ago on Wizard of Id

    I think I can find my old FORTRAN manual. Or maybe I should look for my PASCAL manual?

  6. about 14 hours ago on For Better or For Worse

    I see that Mike does well in Speech Class. He has his communication skills down pat.

  7. about 14 hours ago on Wizard of Id

    Would you rather have it in Assembly Language for a 8088?

  8. about 14 hours ago on B.C.

    Get your cousin the Carpenter-Ant to chew a tunnel through the maze walls.

  9. about 14 hours ago on Andy Capp

    I’d quit insulting the COOK. Cook’s have a multitude of ways to get back at you. Including feeding you something that will leave facing the toilet for long periods of time evacuating everything you ate or drank. So be nice and polite to the Cook.

  10. about 15 hours ago on Dilbert Classics

    When I was in the U.S. Navy, I had a friend in my work-center who use his soda can for his spittoon, he was a tobacco chewer. Another sailor in a neighboring work-center liked to sip from other people’s sodas. Well you can see where this is going. And he did take a ‘sip’ from my friends soda can. And yes he did turn green. And everybody around him did laugh their rear-ends off when he did it too!

    (For some reason GoComics has a**es as a forbidden word. So I had to use rear-ends. I wonder what ‘they’ would say about Jesus riding an a** into Jerusalem Matthew 21:1–11. Would it still be forbidden to use?)