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  1. about 4 hours ago on Wizard of Id

    You forgot Norway. Canute claimed the crown of Norway in Trondheim in 1028. He won the throne of England in 1016, And accessed to the throne of Denmark in 1018. And there is some talk that he claimed, through, his kingship, of Vindland, (according to some of the Norse Sagas).

  2. about 4 hours ago on Wizard of Id

    Not even for King Canute?

  3. about 4 hours ago on B.C.

    At least they are not arguing about Who’s on First. Or that I Don’t Know is on third.

  4. 2 days ago on Shoe

    Biden doesn’t do the bribe thing”?!? What Universe do you live in? Bribes are the way the whole Biden family makes their income. Read the news. People don’t get that rich on government salary’s, (even presidential salaries). Or sale painting that a 3rd grader could do.

  5. 3 days ago on B.C.

    My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers…

    She draws flies and gnats.

  6. 3 days ago on B.C.

    Dad, why do they spell gnomes, gnats and gnus like that?

    Because it’s nothin’ but a ‘G’ thing.

  7. 3 days ago on Shoe

    The motivational speaker made a living by encouraging people to buy bigger houses.

    I guess you could say he was a real estate catalyst!

  8. 3 days ago on Shoe
    I started a motivation workshop where participants paint pictures of their dreams.

    It’s called “Brushstrokes of Encouragement!

  9. 3 days ago on Shoe

    The motivational speaker never had a lazy day at work because he always turned off the snooze button on his alarm clock.

  10. 3 days ago on Shoe
    I became a motivational speaker so I could always have the last word.