Recent Comments

1. about 8 hours ago on Andy Capp

   Did someone knock someone’s beer over? At a guess that someone is Ale-ing now.

2. about 8 hours ago on Shoe

   How can you catch on if somebody is lying?

   They’re neither sitting nor standing!

3. about 8 hours ago on Shoe

   My blind friend kept lying to me…

   It was hard for him to see the truth.

4. about 8 hours ago on Shoe

   What do call an animal that knows if you’re lying?

   Sealion

5. about 8 hours ago on Shoe

   If a Liar is going to tell a lie. Is he then going to in fact tell the truth. For if a liar is lying, don’t the lie’s cancel out and he is telling the truth?

6. about 8 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   I can’t see an end, I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore!

   Definitely time for a new keyboard…

7. about 8 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   2 crazy men were trying to escape from a mental facility…

   but the only way out was from the roof. They got up there, before realizing they didn’t have any rope. One guy says, “Oh yeah! I’ve got a flashlight! Ill point it to the ground and you can climb down the beam.” The other guy says, “What, am I crazy? I’d get half way down and you’d turn it off!”

8. about 9 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   What happens when a panda escapes the zoo?

   It causes a panda-monium.

9. about 9 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   What do you call a fortune telling dwarf who escapes from prison?

   A small medium at large!

10. about 9 hours ago on Wizard of Id

    The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?

    He was breaking out.