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  1. 3 days ago on Wizard of Id

    I used to live in a tree house until a tornado destroyed the tree.

    My life had been uprooted.

  2. 3 days ago on Wizard of Id

    I planted a palm tree outside my house

    Now I have something to give me a hand around the house.

  3. 3 days ago on Wizard of Id

    If a tree falls on an Athieist’s house…

    Is it still considered an act of God?

  4. 3 days ago on Wizard of Id

    I got promoted at my job and my new office is up in a tree house.

    I am a branch manager.

  5. 3 days ago on B.C.

    How can you tell the gender of an ant?

    Drop it in water. If its sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant!

  6. 3 days ago on B.C.

    Why was the baby ant confused?

    Because all his uncles were ants.

  7. 3 days ago on B.C.

    I have a business selling foreign ants.

    It’s ImportANT.

  8. 3 days ago on B.C.

    3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?

    Boy-ant-C!

  9. 3 days ago on B.C.

    Why are ants always intelligent?

    Because they always have the ANTswer

  10. 4 days ago on Shoe

    Last night, my dad was opening his mail. As he opens one of the envelopes, out falls a check. Quickly, he bobbles it for a split second, then grabs it before it falls on the floor. I saw this happen and chuckled. My dad looks at me and goes, “Phew, I thought for a second that the check was going to bounce.”