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1. about 8 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   But you need two tiny little girls singing to get Mothra, don’t you?

2. about 17 hours ago on B.C.

   What do you call a religious grasshopper?

   A preying mantis.

3. about 17 hours ago on B.C.

   Me and some buddies rented a cabin last week. The plants by the porch attracted a lot of monarch butterflies. As we were watching them a Praying Mantis grabs a hold of one. As we watched the butterfly thrash around in odd quiet reverence I said, “Well, I guess it’s an Answered Prayer Mantis now”.

4. about 17 hours ago on B.C.

   What do you call an insect who’s good in bed?

   A slaying mantis.

5. about 17 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   I’ve heard of the Mothman Chronicles. Will this be Moth-Girl Chronicles?

6. 1 day ago on Shoe

   What was Lawrence Welk’s favorite mountain range?

   The Polkanos.

7. 1 day ago on B.C.

   My wife got out of the shower and asked me to check her for ticks…

   I then asked her if she knew the time and she said “Do I look like I have a watch on me?” to which I responded with “You’re right, I just looked you over and I didn’t see a tick or a tock.”

8. 1 day ago on B.C.

   Why did the ticks lead a revolution?

   Because the had the blood of the proletariat inside them.

9. 1 day ago on B.C.

   What’s a ticks favorite fruit?

   Lyme

10. 1 day ago on B.C.

    What do you call an argument between two ticks?

    Politicks.