B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 03, 2021

He and I obviously have completely opposite definitions of cute.

Are you sure it’s not a wall on the spider?

Anime is everywhere!

Check out the Nemo spider. Resembles a clownfish. Cu-u-ute.

A Black Widow has one red spot. How many males has this one killed?

With that colour scheme, the cave still needs to be doused and incinerated.

Multiple limbs and multiple eyes is never cute.

Get the fire.

The better to see you with …

Cute (Beautiful) but (potentially) Deadly?

Don’t let the “cuteness” fool you guys, it’s still a spider!

Fuzzbucket, my first thought EXACTLY. This black widow ate so many, she’s now CUTE going for two more.

As far as my wife is concerned, “cute spider” is an oxymoron…

There are such things as “pet spiders.”

My attitude towards spiders is the same as it is towards the rest of nature: stay on your side of the walls to my house.

Umm. Sorry. No.

The hell it does…

The prettier, the deadlier. Ever see a coral snake?

IDK! I don’t like the way it’s looking at us…

Spiders are awesome. They eat flies. ‘Nuff said.

Anything that looks recluse-ish gets instantly smushed. Little black and silver jumping spiders however, are cute and are allowed to go on their way.

Lucas’ ancestor.

ah, reference to Lucas the spyder? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMpSMUdqsTc

There is no such thing as a cute spider.

I don’t care, all those eyes weird me out. I grew up with brown wood spiders in me house. 6 inches across. I did not like spiders then, I don’t like them now

Quick, get Jane and her snake stick.

Still want to kill it…..

Dang those big-eyed Disney spiders!

Nothing with that many eyes can be considered cute.

If he has to wear glasses will the other kids call him 16 eyes?

Jim Stafford’s on Line Two.

Where’s little miss muffet?

Looks like Dethany

The only cute spider is a dead spider—well, in my house anyway.

Not quite the season, but my favorite Christmas video (sound on!!!): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYDjaUIoAoI

A spiderling. And like the Humants have human characteristics encoded in their DNA.