All dogs go to Heaven because all dogs are good They are angels in fur coats.
I grew up in the good old days when guns marked rites of passage for children. We got cap guns at age 6, BB guns at 8, .22 at 12, 20 gauge shotgun at 14. Hand me down single shot 12 gauge at 16. I bought my first Remington 1100 12 gauge at 19. So, yes
“I don’t like the look of that, we better biopsy. Let you know in 2 weeks.”
When you develop a health problem and all your doctors say, “Sorry, there is nothing we can do to fix it, you will just have to learn to live with it.”
Not a big deal, Just put it in the dishwasher with a load of dishes. It will get 2 hours of very hot water with detergent and, usually, chlorine powder (HTH).
Unless you can steal one, the US Department of Energy and the US Defense Department requires that if they give you one, because of the small size and easy portability, that you stay with it and defend it from capture.
No, not Trump. He is too easy a target for the liberal bias media. There are plenty of Conservatives that are articulate, have the staff to vet every word he/she says, and will say, “I don’t know, but I will find out and get back to you within 24 hours with the back up research.” He/she will also often say, " That is a matter of National Security that I will neither confirm nor deny. I will also point out that both treason and sedition are felonies that are investigated by the FBI and rigorously prosecuted by the Justice Department.
Now even Wally is right. PHB is digging a deep hole.
Should have a sign hanging off of it. “Dirty Dawgs Soccer Club,” Donations gratefully received"
You win. No body is going to top that as personal weapon. Then again maybe so, a thermal device would be a bit heavy. I recommend a W-54 (aka Backpack Tactical Nuke), roughly 1 Kt should be large enough, However, it is a suicide weapon.