I can’t help noticing she has a tiny suitcase, and a giant box marked “makeup.”
Tell her about the zeroes.
Somebody forgot to tell the plants that’s how they’re supposed to look.
However, it would be polite to let the others know…
my family has been without cable since 2001 and we haven’t missed it. We watch a few things on Netflix and Hulu and that’s about it.
Pro tip: every so often, go to a second-hand store and get your dog a cheap stuffed animal, bring it home, and let them tear it to pieces. It satisfies their chewing instincts without costing a fortune.
Who’s she going to present the petition to?
Dude, if you’re 77 and “like” or “y’know” are the biggest issues you have in life, you’re in terrific shape!
I want to see a published collection of these collective noun strips.