My first thought as well…
“Back off, man! I’m a scientist!”
— Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
The Pushmi-Pullyu (pronounced “push-me—pull-you”) is a “gazelle/unicorn cross” with two heads (one of each) at opposite ends of its body. In The Story of Doctor Dolittle, the grateful monkeys in Africa persuade it to accompany Dr. Dolittle to England to earn money for him.
♬ So, rock me mama like a wagon wheel
Rock me mama any way you feel
Hey, mama rock me ♪♩
Bob Dylan and Ketch Secor, Wagon Wheel
Needs to be longer. Can’t sleep on that…
The Binford SuperMax Snow Slasher 9000
Run them through the kid wash…
I see the lottery as a Math Deficiency Tax.