“Come on, what’s taking so long?” Roger can’t wait for Ann to poison her father so that they can elope. He’s so anxious that he can barely hold onto his spear.
“This stuff,” said the Witch of the Fen,/”will make you a ‘leader of men’ !”/ And it did – but he led/ those men to his bed/ and he did it again and again!
SISTER: When you get the curse, first, you drink this potion of Midol and Pamprin mixed into strong drink. Second, you always wear red to avoid potential embarrassment.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 13 works by him have been used here (14 times, including a Classic repeat).
has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs, the 2nd of which may be unresponsive).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2640 (February 10, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Suddenly recognizing the toad by her feet, Madea realized she forgot an important ingredient – and that the potion would not work. She hoped Jason wouldn’t notice.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Little piece of advice, Jason: Don’t turn your back on this one.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Trevor was later disqualified from the tournament because he tested positive.
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
“I prefer to spike my own drink so I know what I’m getting.”
rmremail over 3 years ago
When the king hired her as a ‘poison tester’, Marie misunderstood the job description, with tragic consequences.
rmremail over 3 years ago
“Come on, what’s taking so long?” Roger can’t wait for Ann to poison her father so that they can elope. He’s so anxious that he can barely hold onto his spear.
rmremail over 3 years ago
“How much of this can I add? I’m not used to not being able to taste what I cook.”
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Are you sure the lime goes in the goblet? I thought we needed a coconut?
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
divorce olympus style…
Bilan over 3 years ago
Even back then, they knew the secret to a dry martini was just a dash of vermouth.
Papared25 over 3 years ago
“Do you have to use my favorite goblet for the pregnancy test?”
sergioandrade Premium Member over 3 years ago
“The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestel. The chalise with the palace has the brew that is true.”
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
“This stuff,” said the Witch of the Fen,/”will make you a ‘leader of men’ !”/ And it did – but he led/ those men to his bed/ and he did it again and again!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
It’s Watch “Arsenic and Old Lace” while drinking wine and you’ll be fine, you doofus!
flashdrive1988 over 3 years ago
Woman to soldier: “Be sure to take this viagra pill with plenty of water. If it gets stuck in your throat, you will get a stiff neck.”
Woman to soldier: “If you are going keep staring at me like that, make yourself useful. Reach over and get me an asp irin out of that basket.”
flashdrive1988 over 3 years ago
A tall, strong and handsome Roman soldier broke into a house where he found a young maiden and her matronly nurse.
Chuckling with glee, he roared, “Prepare thyselves for a conquest, my pretties.”
The maiden dropped to her knees and pleaded with him, “Do with me as thou wilt, O Roman, but please, please spare my faithful old nurse.”
“Shut thy mouth, child!” snapped the old nurse. “War is war.”
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
Beer before arsenic, you’re gonna die quick.
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
“You’ll love it, Marcus; you’ll feel transported out of this world by my delizioso Borgia Brew Blast!”
Buzzworld over 3 years ago
“And a splash of arsenic, It’s a good thing.” Martha Stewart
cdward over 3 years ago
Love potion number 86.
Egrayjames over 3 years ago
“I tell you Maximus, the secret to a good Bloody Mary is a double dose of Texas Pete along with an extra shot of Absolute.”
Ubintold over 3 years ago
I promise Marie, next time I’ll wear spats.
Reader over 3 years ago
Ron believes Hermione is making him up a performance enhancer. It’s actually a sleeping potion.
Linguist over 3 years ago
Prunella’s particular potent potion promises permanent performance protection for Paulus’ pole.
J Short over 3 years ago
Another Take over 3 years ago
SISTER: When you get the curse, first, you drink this potion of Midol and Pamprin mixed into strong drink. Second, you always wear red to avoid potential embarrassment.
BROTHER: Why are you telling me this, sis?
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
After two hours of non-stop blathering from the guard, Rebecca could take no more and drank the poison.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
I am fixing you an aphrodisiac for your performance in my bed!
Linguist over 3 years ago
Great moments in phallic portraiture #321 entitled With A Little Help From My Friends
prrdh over 3 years ago
“I hope number 9 isn’t as much of a dud as 1 through 8.”
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Now Lisa was the perfect hostess
She planned a big surprise
She spread the cyanide in layers across her delicate mince pies
And told her guests:
“A hint of almond makes the dullest cake seem nice”
And they all died
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Lisa’s Party, The Legendary Pink Dots
gigagrouch over 3 years ago
Which one has the iocane powder?
Snoopy_Fan over 3 years ago
“Here. This will help your erectile dysfunction.”
mabrndt Premium Member over 3 years ago
Jason and Medea:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jason_and_Medea_-_John_William_Waterhouse.jpg
has info and links that point to info about this painting.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/waterhouse_john_william.html
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=82
http://totallyhistory.com/john-william-waterhouse/
http://www.all-art.org/neoclasscism/waterhouse1.html
https://www.wikiart.org/en/john-william-waterhouse
https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/w/waterhou/biograph.html
http://www.avictorian.com/Waterhouse_John_William.html
https://www.jwwaterhouse.net/biography/
https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/79
http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/jww/index.html
http://hoocher.com/j_w_waterhouse/john_william_waterhouse.htm
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 13 works by him have been used here (14 times, including a Classic repeat).
http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/03/12?comments=visible
has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs, the 2nd of which may be unresponsive).
Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2640 (February 10, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Suddenly recognizing the toad by her feet, Madea realized she forgot an important ingredient – and that the potion would not work. She hoped Jason wouldn’t notice.
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Drink up boy! It will put hair on your chest!
d1234dick Premium Member over 3 years ago
even though eric looked very good, he didn’t have the “get-up and go” so lucreatia mixed him up a little batch of virga to help him along.
Mopman over 3 years ago
Well, she must be right because the other way doesn’t rhyme!
Lee Taplinger over 3 years ago
You know what the doctor said about your blood pressure, you really have to add salt to that?