Ting, Tang, Wala-Wala Bing Bang!
It can last. One of my friends (600 miles away) I called today. We met in the 5th grade, 65 years ago!
As a math-science tutor I am sadly amazed that 90% of high school juniors and seniors cannot do multiplication in their heads … not even honor students!
Yep, the Witch Doctor is definitely a nonresident. Now if Tarzan can just unmask him …
Re Third panel: "Shauna and I have been friends FREVVS.
What does “FREVVS” mean?
Factorials in the 4th and 5th grade … and you think you are old?
This country boy learned multiplication and division in the 4th grade! As punishment for talking during quiet time or lecturing time, Our clever teacher made us generate 10x or 20x copies of multiplication tables from 2×2 to 12×12.
By some fluke of nature, I never got the logical message about punishment being correlated with behavior, so I became the resident multiplication ‘genius’. Fortunately I was very fond of my 4th Grade Teacher.
Since all the liquid comes from the same jug, they are either all in trouble, or perhaps one gourd will be spiked by some sleight of hand from Witchy.
Professor, we both know this to be a version of Umgowa-Russian Roulette… two will be served with gourds having a swift-acting powerful laxative laced with a slow insidious poison, the third will have a potent aphrodisiac, and the fourth has vodka.
Interestingly enough, the Witch Doctor will choose whom to serve it to: He gets the one with vodka. As the ritual progresses, he gets to snuggle with June in his hut while everyone else gets to watch Tarzan and Charles convulse over their septic system.
Well, it is hard to ascertain boobs from that costume. If she is a babe, she is tall and has very broad shoulders … so perhaps she could be one of those legendary Amazons?
Do not move, grasshopper .. Wait for it