Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 07, 2021

YEAH WILEY BEARS. This so reminds me of Bev Doolittle

I’m afraid the end will be most GRIZZLY for this poor fisherman.;-/

If he doesn’t drink it, maybe it will melt a hole in the ice.

The nure of lature He’d have to be blind not to see that thread.

Nothing like a nice iced coffee drinker.

Hot drink in cold weather is a pretty alluring lure all right.

Put “Starbucks” on the cup… and the Bear’s Larder will be as full as their bellies!

I wanna see the solar powered Wileybear coffee maker.

Looks like he has the bait and they have the switch.

Anglers – monsters.

If he runs south and bears to the left then in a few minutes he could get his bearings straight and barely escape!

With the thin ice this year, that cup of hot joe might just be enough to put our ice fisher under.

The ice melts, the cup drops….

They should have used a fish…

What, no scones? That’s okay, I guess, because bear claws will be served shortly.

Usually nature calls after the coffee.

This one really cheered me up today – love Wiley Bear smiles

With some of the human species, a bottle of Jagermeister has been proven effective.

It took the bears some time to find a mug with a hook, but between Etsy™ and eBay™ you can find anything for sale.

Except for a recent coloring cartoon, this is the first plot-line featured Wiley bear cartoon in many months. And I am so GRATEFUL!

Bears only attack people when they feel threatened.

YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!!!

Most ice fishermen where I live have a hut and booze… if they actually manage to get a fish, it’s a bonus.

Wiley has taken liberties with reality here (quite apart from the bears): (1) too close to shore (2) ice too thin to support a human (3) no shelter, which tends to become hard to ignore when it’s 20 below and the wind is blowing across ice.

And then one must ask how the bears managed to get the coffee so close to the fisherman.

Better take up that slack. Ice fishermen are quick.

Simple enjoyment of a cartoon with no reference to anything. Thanks all!

Shouldn’t the bears be hibernating?

Pretty sure somewhere under the ice a big fish is sticking his bait-y looking tongue out at a smaller fish. Sometimes the Circle of life is pretty straight forward.

Thanks for the laugh, Wiley.

We certainly need one this morning, after the shock and disgrace to democracy of yesterday’s instigated insurrection!

ROFL! That might work!

Something to laugh about! Thank God! We’ve needed Wiley bears!

In other news, it’s a notable anniversary today:

 2020-01-07 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Analysts concluded [coronavirus] could be a cataclysmic event.” • Trump did nothing.

2020-03-11 • WHO declared a global pandemic.

2020-04-15 • Trump suspended US funding of WHO.

 2021-01-07 • US coronavirus deaths: 370,071 (52 weeks after PDB; 7117/week)

For comparison …

1941-12-07 • Pearl Harbor attack: 2,403

2001-09-11 • terrorist attacks: 2,977 (5 weeks after PDB warned Bush about it)

Korean War (33,686) + Vietnam War (58,220) + Afghan War (7,970): 99,876

WW1: 116,516 (83 weeks for US; 1403/week)

WW2: 418,500 (195 weeks for US; 2146/week)

Civil War: ~620,000 (213 weeks; 2911/week)

Spanish flu: ~675,000 (~117 weeks; 5769/week)

From the expression on their faces Wiley Bears must be the friendliest creatures on earth

Fools! They should have used a Contigo™

And they use a six-pack in summer. Gotta match the bait to the season

He likes his coffee black and his bears brown.

I think some of my family members after coffee in there veins rather than blood. I mean they are addicted.

Not sure what’s supposed to happen when they pull the string.

Tomato soup, toasted cheese sammich, and Wiley Bears… :)

Hook ’em, Dano.

Hey! This is decaf!!! It’s NOT what I asked for!

Wiley Bears (Ursa Sardonicus) the peculiar subspecies of ursine that have near human intelligence. Very sneaky. Been with humans since humans appeared a half a million years ago.

CORRECTION: I would love, for the next two weeks, to have Wiley Miller rerun the unredacted February 10, 2019 Renaissance Bears comic. After yesterday, I think papers would pay him extra for it!

The Lore of Nature: With the right bait, you can catch anything.

I love the Wiley Bears…I send my mom comics everyday and when I see a WB it is a definite share.

Where did the Wiley Bears get the Chocolate to make that Hot Chocolate?

There must be a Wiley Bear General Store around those woods somewhere.

If they got close enough to put the cup there, they were close enough to eat him.

Ingenious!

I don’t get this one at all. Why are they trying to lure him when they had (and have) full access to him?

I love the Wiley Bears!!!

Bait him with a little caff in a cup of joeand soon they’ll be enjoying a calf of Joe.