Mr Creosote, when did you immigrate to America? I need to check your papers.
Just kidding! Those rules don’t apply to wealthy white males! Welcome! Would you like a tax cut?
I enjoy a running gag!
I hope your tv is waterproof.
Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched.
My dog’s deposits are smarter than Trump, but sometimes just as orange. He enjoys the Cheetos.
One thing I refuse to adopt is “Pop”. Wegmans is the greatest grocery store ever, but it’s a SODA AISLE!
Goatee, the evil version gets a goatee. But do you really expect the Danae of this, or any other universe, to be the evil one? I mean compared to ours.
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.
For further warning go to the YouTube and search “Simpsons Upstate New York”. Funny to anyone who has visited, tragically funny to anyone who ever visited and stayed.
Welcome to Earth 2, where Hilary won, the Covid is under control, and neo-nazi, alt-right lunatics are still considered debase rather than the base.