Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 02, 2020

Mastercard moment. . . . Priceless

“Well….Left is uphill and that’s harder. So let’s go down. I like to take the easy road.”

Do you like central heating or air conditioning?

With all of the nagging Robo-calls, stacks of mail enticers, and more radio ads than music… it is feeling like a choice between two Demons! Heaven will be somewhere around Next Week when the most we get is – news reports about the courts claiming how the laws suits are going!

Here, there is a clear difference.

My excuse? I’m European.

For some people, making an important decision is just Heck…

I’m sure there are some fine people on either side.

At this point I can’t imagine anyone being undecided. Just being coy. Or don’t want to admit who they’re voting for.

Chose trump the Devil and you will have 4 more years of HELL on earth.

Seems pretty obvious, really …

Do I want to spread covid and racist hatred to everyone

or do I want to heal the country? I voted for Biden.

…and the devil is in the details, e.g., ouch, ouch you didn’t say it would be this hot, I was just trying to escape those wretched Boston winters…. Gimme me a break.

It is not just undecided voters, there are also brain dead voters. My wife was listening to an interview… While I object to ‘news’ stories which are ‘talking heads’ – telling us what to think instead of presenting facts, I am equally put off by interview segments where they find the dumbest idiot on the street and ask their opinion. Who cares? But, to return, to the interview my wife heard, “I hope Biden is elected, but I’m voting for Trump.”

If you are STILL undecided at this point, maybe you SHOULDN’T BE VOTING!

Hardly.

Wiley assigned the blue and the red correctly.

What’s to decide? You have a simple choice: Democracy or Dictatorship.

Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man o f wealth and fame….

You started this USA, you sort it out. I´m staying out of it!

Hmm: so now even Heaven and Hell have been absorbed into the United States. Any place for the rest of us?

For some it’s as simple as it’s easier to go downhill than up.

Narrow is the gate…

You’re undecided? To Hell with you.

I think most Undecideds hate Don the Con, but can’t deal with voting for a Demoncrat.

Undecided? Nazi pig or real American. How hard can it be?

A situation of national significance arises. It lands on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office. What is the president’s initial reaction?

 • George H. W. Bush: “What is the decent thing to do?”

 • Bill Clinton: “What is the friendly thing to do?”

 • George W. Bush: “What is the expedient thing to do?”

 • Barack Obama: “What is the right thing to do?”

 • Donald Trump: “What is the profitable thing to do?”

Totally wrong.

We have been given the choice between two Satans by the two major parties. One nasty, churlish guy that screws us over logistically and appearance-wise; one nice, smiling, senile old dolt that will usher in a Socialist-leaning replacement that would destroy our economic future.

Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting to condone evil.

A veteran who votes for Trump:

A sucka and a lewser who cannot figure out that there’s nothing in it for him. AKA very GULLible.

An undecided voter on Nov 2nd:

A GULLible who can tell you every score from Sunday’s games or the names of everyone on the panel of judges for all of those inane “talent” shows.

And then they flip a coin to choose.

 Quiz for Conservatives

Put a check mark next to each SOCIALIZED service from which you personally or some member of your immediate family has benefitted. Then go back and circle the Xes next to the ones you’re willing to live without, trusting to the private sector to provide it if you ever need it:

☐ addiction-treatment programs

☐ air-traffic control

☐ anti-discrimination laws

☐ anti-trust enforcement

☐ bank deposit insurance

☐ busses

☐ canals

☐ community clinics

☐ consumer protection

☐ contract enforcement

☐ criminal justice

☐ diplomacy

☐ elections

☐ employment relations

☐ epidemiology

☐ fair labor standards

☐ farm price supports

☐ fire fighting

☐ fish hatcheries

☐ flood insurance

☐ food and drug safety standards

☐ game management

☐ garbage pickup

☐ GI Bill

☐ handicapped transportation

☐ historic preservation

☐ housing standards

☐ immigration controls

☐ insurance regulation

☐ lake districts

☐ levees

☐ libraries

☐ mail delivery

☐ medical research

☐ Medicare

☐ mental-health services

☐ mentally disabled care

☐ money (coinage and currency)

☐ national defense

☐ occupational safety and health inspections

☐ outdoor recreation (playgrounds, tennis courts, golf courses, etc.)

☐ parking ramps

☐ parks

☐ police protection

☐ pollution controls

☐ prisons

☐ public broadcasting

☐ public housing

☐ roadways (streets and highways)

☐ rural electrification

☐ scholarships

☐ school lunch

☐ schools

☐ scientific research

☐ sewerage

☐ snow removal

☐ Social Security

☐ space and oceanic exploration

☐ state universities

☐ stock-market oversight

☐ swimming pools

☐ traffic engineering

☐ unemployment compensation

☐ urban planning

He’s always the biggest and best:The biggest liar (why don’t conservatives care that he is a huge liar?)The Most incompetent – Coronavirus handling anyone?The Best swamp – Only put in place unqualified stooges to do your biddingAnd the list goes on…

If anyone is undecided at this point, they deserve to go to hell.

Draw one with a red devil and a blue devil, and you have 2016 and 2020.

…getting tired….

It’s easy to be undecided when neither party has offered a decent candidate with no down sides for two elections in a row.

What’s perturbing is so many Americans, citizens of one of the, if not the, most advanced country on earth, have willingly and eagerly grabbed a dull, rusty spoon and spooned out their brains just to be with “daddy god emperor”

I would feel a lot more engaged in voting if it wasn’t for the fact that the “Electoral College” has the only votes that count and they don’t have to vote the way the people of the state do.

So much TDS, so little time. Wait…four more years. Begin mobilizing trunalimunumpraprzure now!

I think I’ll vote for the American one…

I think, at this point, there are a lot of people who’ve invested deeply in tRump. Who’ve argued and denied but have finally seen the damage he’s caused. And now must decide: double down or correct their past mistake. It’s hard to admit you were wrong. tRump’s style of pushing people to extremes, makes it hard to come back.

If are undecided and just look at what has gone down this past week and still cannot make a decision between Biden & Trump, then you should immediately seek medical attention because there is something physically or mentally wrong with you.

Holy shit, this drew a lot of comments. Weird part is, both sides think they know which way their choice points. https://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU

interesting that St. Pete is colored blue, his counterpart, red…subconsciously?

I thought the choice was pretty clear too. If you want a nice, feeble old man ( with the onset of dementia) that every country in the world will take advantage of and his party that claims to “unite” us by creating divisions along race, religion, gender, economics and every other conceivable issue then Joe is your man. Or you can vote for the man that proved how to grow the economy, make us energy independent, renegotiated bad trade deals, took on China for their illegal actions, got NATO to pay their share for the defense of Europe, established peace treaties in the Middle East where no one could before and is in the process of bringing our troops home. Is there really a choice?

I’d think that this cartoon would confuse all the atheists that normally comment on this comic.

Good call, Wiley… Rom Emanuel told them they were driving him crazy yesterday on the ABC Sunday show.

Yep, because voting is Good versus Evil.

Simplicity must be a nice place to live.

A politician dies and appears before St. Peter. Pete looks at him and shakes his head. He says “I’m not sure how you got here because most politicians go straight to hell, but since you’re here, I suppose we have to deal with you.” The rules say you have to spend a day in Hell and a day in Heaven, and then decide where you want to spend eternity. Politician says “OK. Let me try Hell first”. Woosh, he is in hell, and sees all his friends there, laughing it up and partying, and having a gay old time. He joins them until it is time to go. Woosh, he is back in Heaven. Everyone looks bored, playing their harp and just hanging around. So he spends some time there, and comes away unimpressed. Woosh, he is back before St. Peter. St. Peter says “well, where do you want to go?” Politician says “well, I hate to say this, but Hell looks pretty good, so I think I’ll go there”. Woosh, he is back in Hell. This time, everybody is looking miserable and hammering on flaming rocks, with devils beating them with whips. A devil comes over to the politician to take him to his place among the rock, and he says to the devil “Yesterday, everyone looked so happy, why is today different?”.

Devil says “Yesterday we were campaigning, today you voted.”

Most excellent Editorial cartoon! Unless you think Nazis are fine people then you would not be happy with it…

This is religion, not politics. You commenters are foaming at the mouth.

Good luck America! The rest of the world hopes you vote for the 4 years older one.

Much as I love space aliens, I voted for the Earth Human this time out.

Is it a coincidence that the red (hell) choice is to the right and the blue (heaven) choice is to the left?

I’m actually more impressed that there are two people talking in a single panel NS strip. Since they have to be composed for strip and panel formats, this rarely happens.

One thing I noticed. In these 280-something comments I saw nary one that mentioned Amy Barrett’s appointment to the Supreme Court. I thought there would be some quantity of respondents commenting about the possibility of overturning Roe v Wade. If it were overturned and abortion again outlawed in many states, the resultant illegal abortion trade (most in healthy treatment clinics) would make prohibition look law abiding by comparison.

Let’s be utterly useless, split up and cancel each other out.

Can I copy this to Facebook and give you credit.