That’s not very deer.
Abe Lincoln’s cat, however, was a very different beast. I presume you’ve heard of the Cattysburg Address.
Nonsense: I was there only last week. And I’m quite often “over the Moon”.
Shouldn’t he be saying “Wahoo – I’m sauring!”
Wally—"employed"? So that’s what it is!
I like the one where a cat gets shot out of a volcano and lands in the open jaws of a T-Rex.
On the internet, nobody knows you’re an ant.
Parents need to keep a stock of cookies around, just for research purposes. Eat one, to make sure it’s OK, and if you aren’t sure, eat another. Repeat until you’ve eaten a representative sample, then take a nap.
I want to complain about this strip, which has taken advantage of me. Does anyone have Dogbert’s e-mail address?
I’ll trade you a hundredweight of salt for a peck of pickled pepper.