Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2020

What is he smuggling in there?

How much did he have toupee for that?

He’s an out-of-work revue actor.

Beach Blanket Babylon closed New Year Day, and now with the pandemic, he’s had nothing but bad hair days.

What hair? He’s bald under that wig-out.

Didja hear about the woman who had so much hair that she had it cut, spun and turned into fabric from which she made an outfit?

Hair today and gown tomorrow.

Did Pastis have toupee for that?

This guy has nothing on Nguyen Van Chien, who grew his hair over 16 feet long.

www.malaymail.com/news/life/2020/08/26/vietnamese-man-with-5m-hair-says-lifelong-grow-out-is-divine-calling/1897233

ouch… i think that pun broke what is left of my brain

bagels

It’s Hairy Potter!

Pastis is getting desperate!

The old double zinger.

Two bad puns in one strip! He still has his touch!

I used to think I knew some bigwigs, but this can’t be beat!

That wig doubles up as an inflatable raft. Got to be prepared for a flood, ya know, just in case global warming happens or something.

Swept all his baldness problems under the rug.

Does this guy play piano ? Is he related to some Richard guy ? …. Croc Power !

As the French like to say, “Toupee!”

There’ll be the devil toupee for this.

Rat knew that would get his Goat!

Ha, ha. Very funny.

Pastis, may your nose hairs get split ends.

I think I remember him from an eighties band.

Ratt would be pulling his out about now

Looks like a orange comb over

Pastis, you’re such a tease.

Tags still on….hope it’s a good fit….

Oh wow, man, that blew my mind. I must need more coffee.

Tucker Carlson?

Now hear this! https://youtu.be/v9kGFIHLsCQ

That big wig looks more like a soft football. Maybe he’s Brady’s Deflategate guy.

Hair today….gone tomorrow

bwaaaa. finally a good pun

So at least the comic world is back to normal with really bad puns!!!

“Long beautiful hair, long as I can grow it, my hair!” HAIR, the Musical.

Love the price tag on the wig.

Go Stephan, your mojo is back. Very funny.

I feel a headache coming on.

What? Another star from Hee Haw?

The Head Honcho.

LOL! :-)

I love the price tag!

a pastis special today … two puns for the price of one …

AJ’s too big afro in Naked Gun comes to mind.

Should pull them both out from under the rug.

Now I’m wigging out.

Groan!

Probably “Hair-oin.”

Holy hairy hoots, Cartoon-Boy! Two puns for the price of one! (Our same everyday low price, of course.)

Oh, the musical comes back to mind! Hair, hair!

The Higher the hair.. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9cg5v5YPu8o/maxresdefault.jpg

Not political enough! It should have been Trump’s hair. We need more forum fights.

His hair looks like an almond

So thats where Agent Bigwig went.

I think he left the price tag on