Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2018

Pig, consider yourself lucky. That’s one Hope you don’t want back.

Reminds me of another “Pearls” comic where Pig asks neighbors if they’ve found Jesus (which was stolen from an outdoor Christmas Nativity scene).

Pig truly is Hopeless!

Have you tried Goggle maps to find Hope, Arkansas or Hope, Alaska? I have trouble with those state abbreviations.

This strip is beyond hope.

Pig sends a recorded android message …

Help me Hans, you’re my Solo Hope …

….. and she’s all alone.

Yeah, I said the same after the last election.

Nah, hope came in late yesterday and she brought 12 indictments.

Hope went solo.

Hope Solo: a Soccer Wars Story

I can relate.

Get in line, Pig. You’re not the only one.

So have I, Pig. So have I.

Hoping you are the same….

well, i feel so much better since i gave up hope.

After the Fappening, I saw all the Hope I’ll ever need to!

He should have secured that statue by keeping Hope on a rope.

My father had the kind of Southern accent that would lead him to answer the door with “Can I hope you?”

Another day , another pun .

That’s okay. His Hope was so low anyway.

I heard a comedian remark last year that 30 years ago, Johnny Cash, Steven Jobs, and Bob Hope were all alive, but now we don’t have Cash, we don’t have Jobs, and we don’t have Hope. I think that about says it all.

For you Danish speakers: Hope har ændret sit køn, og nu er Han Solo.

I have lost hope that this cartoon will ever come up with a clever idea that doesn’t involve a pun.

Maybe he should look for A New Hope. (I’ll let the Star Wars nerds out there have fun with this one.) :)

I have lost hope too, Pig.

See a psychiatrist, you looney Pig! Or, hire a script doctor to improve Cartoon-Boy’s “work”….

I lost hope years ago. My life is an ever widening abyss of soul sucking misery. A slowly swirling soul sucking pit of despair.