Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 09, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    Calvin, give Hobbes the other 15¢ or you’ll end up cat food.

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    Geez Calvin. Don’t you knock? No wonder you lost the bet.

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    Guilty Bystander  over 3 years ago

    Inflation, Hobbes. That quarter in 1991 is worth a dime now.

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    Randallw  over 3 years ago

    “If” we didn’t have guns. It’s the tigers that are too stupid to invent them.

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    Tigers, or any cat for that matter, will never be superior to humans until they can figure out how to use a can opener.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, homo sapiens does have the Gatling gun, and tiger’s don’t!

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    Of course tigers are mighty creatures, but only “homo supper-time” could create the absolute horrors of politics and dentistry! HA! Take this, Hobbes!

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    Hobbes is the best I'm also pro Susie...  over 3 years ago

    we also have thums,computers, and atomic boms

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    dcdete.  over 3 years ago

    What does dad know. He is evolving the legs and feet of a leopard.

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    tripwire45  over 3 years ago

    Yeah, I wouldn’t call Dad “mighty man.”

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    Who, me?  over 3 years ago

    Watterson is a pretty good artist to be able to make dad look ‘unevolved’

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The acknowledged sense of weakness and vulnerability is probably why ancient man and woman picked up the sticks and rocks to defend themselves. Tell fuzz face “We win claw paw.” Not sorry.

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    david_42  over 3 years ago

    More large carnivorous animals would help reduce the stupid level.

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    Reality sinks in, Calvin. You may look like that someday too.

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    This has nothing to do with todays strip: Calvin’s PI fantasy should have waited until today. Why? (You might ask.)Well today,March 9th, is Mickey Spillane’s birthday.On top of writing detective novel, he started out writing for(ta da )COMIC BOOKS !

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I rest my case…

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 3 years ago

    Calvin picked the wrong day to make that bet. (But is there a GOOD day for that kind of a bet?)

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    gantech  over 3 years ago

    It’s the polka dot pj’s that did it…

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    dv1093  over 3 years ago

    Wait. Dad’s got hair?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Did he actually agree or just give you a blank stare which means: Get out of here and don’t bother me this time of the day?

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    swanridge  over 3 years ago

    Does Hobbes have pockets? Calvin will just take the money back if he leaves it lying around. Humans can’t be trusted.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    It all goes into the Tigers Gun Fund. :)

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    Robert4170  over 3 years ago

    Hobbes’ argument is ridiculous. He claims that tigers are more “perfectly evolved”, but he arbitrarily wants to exclude the evolution of the human brain (which we use to create weapons), which gives us the decisive advantage.

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    yangeldf  over 3 years ago

    that’s the point though isn’t it? We didn’t NEED to evolve specialized predator traits like fangs and claws because our massive intellect allowed us to turn rocks and sticks into weapons capable of killing animals FAR larger than tigers. Meanwhile what happens to a tiger if it sprains it’s ankle, or a sudden weather change causes the prey it normally hunts to move someplace out of reach, it dies painfully and horribly of infection, starvation, or from another tiger (since they aren’t a social species either) who lived nearby.

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    Le'Roy Hawkins  over 3 years ago

    Creativity and opposable thumbs.

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    FrannieL Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Today’s comic made me LOL. But then most of Calvin and Hobbes usually do. I love Bill Watterson’s sense of humor.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Speaking as a certifiable ailurophile, I nonetheless attest that if I were the size of my tiny tiger and petite panther and they were my size, they would have eaten me by now.

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    bloatedkingfisher  over 3 years ago

    Chiseler?

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 3 years ago

    Hobbes is just jealous because people get to drive jaguars and cougars.

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