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  1. about 3 hours ago on Tarzan

    Time to find the remaining blonde, Tarzan, and get out of Dodge before the spears start flying.

  2. about 3 hours ago on Tank McNamara

    “Hazmat suits…when full-body aprons just aren’t enough.”

    P.S. PBS is offering the Ken Burns “Baseball” series free online. Not sure if you have to sit through 15 minutes of classic pledge drive spiels between innings, though.

  3. about 3 hours ago on Peanuts Begins

    Maybe cute, but kind of a rockhead.

  4. about 3 hours ago on Mutt & Jeff

    Jeff would run the risk of being called a sexist pig if he caught a woman fainting in 2020. Sometimes it may really be better to let the chicks fall where they may.

  5. about 4 hours ago on Dilbert Classics

    Wish Neil Peart was still around. Oh well, maybe someone can loan Wally their copy of “Permanent Waves.”

  6. about 8 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    When Shultz first put the Sonics up for sale, it was to LOCAL BUYERS ONLY. Nobody from Seattle stepped up, and that’s when he opened the bidding to all comers (including Clay Bennett’s group). Steve Ballmer didn’t say a peep until AFTER the sale, when it was too late. Where was he before then? Or David Sabey, Martin Selig or ANY of Seattle’s financial whales, for that matter? They had their chance and passed.

    I’m not trying to be a Schultz apologist but he isn’t the only person responsible for the Sonics leaving Seattle.

  7. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    The more syllables used, the more dollars charged. How do you think Howard Schultz became a billionaire?

  8. 1 day ago on Tarzan

    Assuming they’d grieve. If they have a life insurance policy on the little yutz, they’d probably celebrate their win/win.

  9. 1 day ago on Tank McNamara

    No “illegal use of hands” in that game.

  10. 1 day ago on Origins of the Sunday Comics

    “Noah, have a pork sandwich?” Hey, where ARE the pigs? And that little monkey blowing smoke in the lion’s face strangely reminds me of Flip from “Little Nemo.”