now I want someone to make a metal song called “Venusian Snow”
wow, she is SUCH a bitch, anyone in MY family who pulled this crap would get frozen out for at least a week
huh? are you trying to sell the gutter guards here?
I’d say its embarrassing to have to call the fire department, but frankly they should be ashamed that pitiful little step stool is their ONLY ladder
ah there we go, when I was a kid I didn’t mind cold toast, usually the stuff spread on it maintained its moisture (I usually had tuna, but occasionally PB&J as well.) From my perspective the moisture of the spread meant you had to toast the bread, because the moist on moist would make everything soggy, kind of what Calvin is complaining about in the comic up there (in addition to the aforementioned bread tearing.) We also store our peanut butter in the cabinet, so it’s always room temperature.
I’m American, and I too ate PB&J sandwiches, but I always toasted my bread before putting the peanut butter or jelly on them. Trying to spread peanut butter or jelly on soft, untoasted bread would be more likely to just tear the bread apart. Untoasted bread is for cold cut sandwiches like ham or bologna.
who puts jelly on untoasted bread? That seems strange to me.
Does Bonnie and Clyde’s grave have a bronze plaque or something? Bronze throws off copper ions that are toxic to most plants and can prevent the growth of grass.
That emu could have been an exotic pet, or escaped from one of those emu farms (there was a thing where people started raising emus on farms expecting to make tons of money on their meat, but the demand never emerged and there were farmers stuck with hundreds of emus all over the place)
won’t he starve to death if he doesn’t eat something every 6 hours or something? I remember a strip where he lost 2 pounds in a single day just because he didn’t drink one of those special super high calorie shakes, and another time when he almost tripled his body weight by eating dozens of pizzas over the course of a day and he was back to his skinny self less than 2 days later.