Going 10% of your lifespan without eating is impressive, but it’s outright insane when that lifespan is a freaking CENTURY. Also I can’t think of a stupider gimmick than a scratch and sniff video game, the LAST thing you want to do is encourage kids to scratch their game disks.
wait, is Pru an upperclassman? Because that seems like kind of an extreme action for an 18 year old.
ha ha ha…I remember every microsecond of that flight, my adrenaline fueled brain processing every instance of helplessness before impact with the ground (which flattened the steel rings of my 3-inch binder,) then of course I bounced and ended up facing down, debating whether I should brace myself with my hands or not, and then I slid another 15 feet or so on the rain slicked street like the most terrifying slip and slide ever before coming to rest. Several drivers pulled over to check on me, and I will never forget the look on one lady’s face who must have thought I severely damaged my spine when she saw the shape of my body before realizing it was just my backpack under my jacket.
I once got hit by a car because my brakes didn’t work when they were wet (a fact I did not know beforehand.) Got sent flying at least 20 feet, fortunately I landed on my backpack which absorbed the impact so I only had a few small bruises to show for it.
I once had a problem with my phone that it didn’t show my voicemails, but the voicemails WERE there, I just had to manually check. I didn’t realize I had this problem until my mom tried to call me and told me my voicemail was full.
don’t reschedule, but plan something simple and relaxing as the activity
I’m almost certain the penny saved thing is Benjamin Franklin, but I’m pretty sure all of those expressions come from various sources.
he managed to misspell “a,” it has literally 1 letter and it says that letter…
he is SO lucky Reddit wasn’t a thing back then, he’d be a feature story on r/niceguys and r/amItheasshole
wow this aged like milk, nowadays before Calvin got across the living room there would be cops knocking on the door