it seems weird that the duplicates have personality and full knowledge of the english language and stuff yet lack memories such as who his parents are and where his locker at school is.
This isn’t the first time this joke was used in this comic, I recall an older one where he found a lamp, made 2 wishes, and tried to wish for more wishes, which voided his first 2. Although if I ever found a genie I would totally ask it what wishes in can’t or won’t grant before hand, that’s just prudent.
Nike’s slogan is specifically about ignoring all of those questions in the second panel.
I check my email twice a day or so, I once got 5 emails in a row from someone who was expecting me to immediately reply as if it was a text message or something.
I got sex education in the 7th grade (heavier weight on puberty and biology,) and again in the 9th grade (with more weight put on safe sex.) BTW this was in 2 different schools, middle school and high school are 2 different things around here. Both were pretty explicit and informative to teenage me and I find myself surprised as an adult how few kids actually get any kind of sex ed.
heh, I was making up some jokes about bird Air BnBs for the owl fact, when I read about an old man who got arrested for basically using a complaint department as a substitute for human contact. You know that guy didn’t have a good relationship with his family…
That doesn’t sound right, I thought ants could lift 50 times their weight
you have to remember not to exhale when the flake gets near your face
wait…how long has the world been like this? We had a main character who was a mouse that got transformed in the initial disaster, mice only live about 4 years so was the apocalypse really less than 4 years ago?
that’s not how global warming works, it could take millennia for the planet to get warm enough that snow stops falling everywhere. The real thing we’d see is more extreme weather events like extended droughts in dryer places, more flooding in wetter places, and yes, massive blizzards in places that would get a little snow. Depending on wind currents some places can actually have their weather patterns change, some places meant to be dry might start getting too much rain, and other places that rely on heavier rain fall might start to dry out.