Isn’t Binkley their surname?
Nuclear Weenie sounds like cocktail franks with super hot sauce.
Knowing Berke, it’s probably Marie Osmond. There is a bit of a resemblance.
I always read the days classic strip, then scroll down and click ‘view today’s strip.’
Well, Calvin, for a start the Bellamy salute is no longer used.
Vegan bacon. Basically, it’s just fried rice paper.
Or, The Big Bad Wolf learns to love facon.
Today’s strip got covered at Comics Curmudgeon.
When I was in primary school we had writing. I wrote a short story where two people with the same names as two girls I didn’t Like die and the main character says “ it’s ok, I didn’t like them anyway”
It appears to be what we call here, a “singlet.”