Another victim of Valentine’s Day.
That will jack up the bill.
Better have that dealt with right away!
It’s no time to fold now!!!
That’s a bad case of heartburn!
The One-eyed Jack always did lack compassion.
It appears a proctologist wouldn’t know where to begin.
I think Janis Joplin did a song about this.
Another heart luck case.
He shure was dealt a bad hand!
Advice to follow in spades.
Just slip out the back, Jack…
The doc is down at the club showing off her new diamond.
Gasp! Someone took a bite out of Jacks heart!
You don’t have to be a heart. If you’re a diamond, club, spade, or joker (you may seem heartless), it’s good to see a cardiologist – even if it doesn’t seem to suit you.
He should talk to “the man with the ax.”
He’s lost a piece of his heart.
The playing card of Dorian Gray.
I always thougth cardiologists hang out at the poker tables.
You’re a card and you’ll be dealt with. (This is the second time in a week that has been my response on this site).
“Why don’t you pass the time with a game of solitaire?”
- The Queen of Diamonds
That doctor doesn’t know Jack.
He’s had one heart attack. Another is in the cards. When that happens, he won’t make the final cut, and hit the deck.
One-eyed jacks and the king with the axe are wild.
He stole too many tarts and took them clean away.
She had a cold heart, took a bite of him and said: Hit the road Jack and don’t ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Ray Charles ‘61
He’ll hit the deck when he sees his bill.
Scott is such a joker.
That’s a real sad cardtoon…
looks like he was torn about visiting the doctor…
Well, one of his hearts does seem to have suffered some damage — but I suspect the doctor just couldn’t resist the wordplay.
I hope it’s one eyed want to see.
He needs a magician. Or rather, he needs to sue the magician who did that to him and then palmed in a fresh duplicate.