The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 19, 2023

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    marilynnbyerly  about 1 year ago

    Another victim of Valentine’s Day.

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    oldpine52  about 1 year ago

    That will jack up the bill.

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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    Better have that dealt with right away!

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    SHIVA  about 1 year ago

    It’s no time to fold now!!!

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    KROverton  about 1 year ago

    That’s a bad case of heartburn!

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    blunebottle  about 1 year ago

    The One-eyed Jack always did lack compassion.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHYhgRpVn8

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    Jayalexander  about 1 year ago

    It appears a proctologist wouldn’t know where to begin.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    I think Janis Joplin did a song about this.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Another heart luck case.

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    He shure was dealt a bad hand!

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    mourdac Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Advice to follow in spades.

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    Little Caesar  about 1 year ago

    Just slip out the back, Jack…

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    Lotus  about 1 year ago

    The doc is down at the club showing off her new diamond.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Gasp! Someone took a bite out of Jacks heart!

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    You don’t have to be a heart. If you’re a diamond, club, spade, or joker (you may seem heartless), it’s good to see a cardiologist – even if it doesn’t seem to suit you.

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    ksu71  about 1 year ago

    He should talk to “the man with the ax.”

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    He’s lost a piece of his heart.

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    The playing card of Dorian Gray.

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    flemmingo  about 1 year ago

    GROAN!

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I always thougth cardiologists hang out at the poker tables.

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    kartis  about 1 year ago

    You’re a card and you’ll be dealt with. (This is the second time in a week that has been my response on this site).

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Bah-dum-Tissssss!

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    mfrasca  about 1 year ago

    “Why don’t you pass the time with a game of solitaire?”

    - The Queen of Diamonds

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    paranormal  about 1 year ago

    Good one!!!

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    Digital Frog  about 1 year ago

    That doctor doesn’t know Jack.

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    Fantom Premium Member about 1 year ago

    He’s had one heart attack. Another is in the cards. When that happens, he won’t make the final cut, and hit the deck.

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    stamps  about 1 year ago

    One-eyed jacks and the king with the axe are wild.

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    Ratkin  about 1 year ago

    He stole too many tarts and took them clean away.

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    BigBoy  about 1 year ago

    She had a cold heart, took a bite of him and said: Hit the road Jack and don’t ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Ray Charles ‘61

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    Lablubber   about 1 year ago

    He’ll hit the deck when he sees his bill.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 1 year ago

    Scott is such a joker.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    That’s a real sad cardtoon…

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    looks like he was torn about visiting the doctor…

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    paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Well, one of his hearts does seem to have suffered some damage — but I suspect the doctor just couldn’t resist the wordplay.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I hope it’s one eyed want to see.

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago

    He needs a magician. Or rather, he needs to sue the magician who did that to him and then palmed in a fresh duplicate.

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