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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 11, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 8 days ago

    Croc knows words, he has the best words…

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 8 days ago

    Crocs! What more can I say. Has Pastis heard our pleas?

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    ChristineFoxdale  8 days ago

    I stare in disbelief at how much my Dad knows.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  8 days ago

    Junior is in disbelief of Larry giving him a visual aid from botany.

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    sirbadger  8 days ago

    Disbelief is a word I don’t hear very often. The phrases “I believe” and “I don’t believe” are common. Now that I think about it, the word sometimes shows up in phrases like “They are in utter disbelief at the devastation caused by the hurricane.”

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 8 days ago

    If Engleesh his goodest subject, I hope he does not help his son with math or history.

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    PICTO  8 days ago

    If Larry wanted to be any smarter, he’d have to watch a book.

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    Sisyphos  8 days ago

    Larry always do his goodest! He be croc!

    Junior can use his dad as an example….

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    kaffekup   8 days ago

    “Dis belief ees totally wrong.”

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    Baarorso  8 days ago

    I could have a DISBELIEF that Croc said that, but I guess he did.;-D

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    B UTTONS  8 days ago

    Croc dad’s disbelief that the word does not pertain to a leaf; and why is the school teaching about vegetarian things and not zeeebras?

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    JasonBall  8 days ago

    Good ol’ crocs! They’re the best. This one’s almost as good as the “olfactory” one with Pig.

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    whahoppened  8 days ago

    Is there a joke somewhere in that comic?

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    jackh  8 days ago

    Saw dat comin’

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    Arianne  8 days ago

    No surprise, Larry’s efforts to help his son are in vein.

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    unfair.de  8 days ago

    He might not be a convincing word artist, but his scetching skills are nice.

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    Arianne  8 days ago

    Leaf it be, Larry, leaf it be. If there will be an answer, leaf it be.

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    dwane.scoty1  8 days ago

    Yay! Our favorite! “The Croc’s Crock”!

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    Troglodyte  8 days ago

    I’m shaking my head with “dis be leaf”!

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    dadoctah  8 days ago

    Ceci n’est pas une feuille.

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    scpandich  8 days ago

    “Engleesh my goodest subject.”

    I can believe that.

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    John Smith  8 days ago

    Nice to have some classic PBS humor again

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    LesliePiper1  8 days ago

    What a croc !

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    EcurbYkspohs  8 days ago

    Larry got all of that without college or debt ! …. Croc Power !

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    Zebrastripes  8 days ago

    There ARE no words when it comes to describing our govt! It’s all been tweeted before…..

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    Cmcmail2000  8 days ago

    Sounds like the Toronto Raptor’s “we the north” might be a Croc idea.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 8 days ago

    I was asked to use the word “dispenser” in a sentence. I replied, “Hawk and Susan Silverman get angry whenever they hear anyone dis Spenser!”

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    Juris Bloviatus  8 days ago

    Looks like a tenured professor!

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    wdtins Premium Member 8 days ago

    More crocs! We demand more crocs!!

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    Reader  8 days ago

    Now, please draw us a picture of Miss Bea Have.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  8 days ago

    That croc is a crock.

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    jessegooddog  8 days ago

    Excellent! I will never understand why the clever crocs do not make regular appearances in Pearls.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 8 days ago

    And Larry is in line for a high level position in the Department of Education…

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    aerotica69  8 days ago

    Croc engleesh bees better dan mos “perfeshunal” eemales me gets.

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    BiathlonNut  7 days ago

    Dat ain’t no leef. Dat ees piktur of leef.

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    parkperson  7 days ago

    I love the crocs need to see more

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    Michael G  7 days ago

    Prize Palin pupil!

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    DCBakerEsq  7 days ago

    Words useful.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 7 days ago

    So THAT’S who has been ghost-writing all of trump’s tweets…

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    Bookworm  7 days ago

    Dis be leaf. Dat be bark. Two gedder dey ar tree.

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    kahunaburger  7 days ago

    I love Larry! His appearance in the strip is 2 infrequent!!!

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    jonesbeltone  7 days ago

    Best subject besides beer.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 7 days ago

    He’s a shoo-in as John Bolton’s replacement.

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    Sue G  7 days ago

    How did he manage to spell “leaf” correctly?

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    Bilan  7 days ago

    That was awfully nice of Larry to put his beer down for a moment to help his son.

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    Eric S   7 days ago

    I’m in disbelief that people are forgetting 9/11.

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    Snoots  7 days ago

    Crock reminds me of an old joke:

    Is dat mouse?

    Dat is mouse. CDEDBDii?

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    Lb  7 days ago

    Wow, nothing politcal about this comic, yet someone always says something about Trump. That’s sad

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    PLauer1  7 days ago

    Everyone shouts. This guy whistles. And it’s funny.

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    Kind&Kinder  7 days ago

    Sorry, Larry, that’s a crock.

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    theoldidahofox  7 days ago

    Shades of Dan Quayle.

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    knight1192a  7 days ago

    Must have studied at the Wiessmuller-Van Dyke State.

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    gopher gofer  7 days ago

    he’s just got dis ability…

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    Concretionist  7 days ago

    Ugh. Un-be-leaf dat dis-be-funny.

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    pekenpug  7 days ago

    Croc beez good artist, too.

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    Jim Kerner Premium Member 7 days ago

    He talks a well English.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 days ago

    As a teacher of high school age students, it it more common than you would think.

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    ConnieEmbury1  7 days ago

    Smarter than Trump!

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    Davy Jones Premium Member 7 days ago

    Punny!!!!!

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    rgcviper  7 days ago

    But, Larry, I’m sure you could do even more gooder if you really tried …

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    ADNERB Premium Member 6 days ago

    Haaahahahahaha-snort-hahahahaha!! Good one, Stephan!!!

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