Recent Comments

1. 3 days ago on Bliss

   Yeah, I thought Gooboy was getting a little back scratch from Florida (maybe for going around instead of through)

2. 7 days ago on Raising Duncan

   Small dogs, old dogs, any dog that wants to go with you but can’t keep up the pace.

3. 7 days ago on Off the Mark

   I surrendered and just sleep on my side now.

4. 8 days ago on Fred Basset

   If the burglar woke up my hound, she’d sing him the song of her people at 125 decibels, which would wake up the cat, and then he’d be in trouble.

5. 8 days ago on Fred Basset

   If the burglar woke up my hound, she’d sing him the song of her people at 125 decibels. Which would wake up the cat, and then he’d be in trouble.

6. 8 days ago on Off the Mark

   My cat tries to asphyxiate me almost nightly, so I had to give up sleeping on my back. Tried to explain to him that if he kills me, he’ll starve to death…well, once he polishes off the dog… but he doesn’t listen.

7. 16 days ago on Fred Basset

   Things are looking up in the UK since the recent elections.

8. 16 days ago on Back in the Day

   You’re OK unless it activates that cantilevered ray thingy.

9. 21 days ago on Bliss

   Could he also have meant “to implement” a new penile code? "Implant seems an odd word to use assuming he actually meant “penal” code.

10. 27 days ago on F Minus

    At least you tried.