…and they make rude noises.
What counts as “documentation”?
Aww, Koko, that rug is down in the basement by his workbench, and he smiles every time he looks at the chewed bit.
In summer it feels like you’re in the tree, but during winter, with the leaves gone, it feels like you’re on the tree. Seasonal prepositions??
Woollywormius meteoralogical, the ultimate in weather forecasting. What he says goes! (digging out extra mittens)
What’s it mean when the fruit harvest is moderately puny but the weeds are absolutely excelling themselves?
Or even worser, you come back as a bear and the doggies ate up everything in their picanic baskets!
…or as Carl Sagan used to say, “We are stardust”.
Where do all those clean fleas go after their bath?