I didn’t know that. Live and learn.
Who was a truly funny man?
I was called for jury duty selection, and the first thing the judge asked was if anyone knew the defendant. One woman raised her hand, and said the defendant was her son-in-law. We all had a good laugh, and the judge told her to go home.
I love dogs and cats, and these two little idiots are my favorites.
Or cash. Can’t go wrong with that. When I didn’t know what store or restaurant my nieces and nephews liked, I gave them visa gift cards. They could spend them anywhere.
You should get a lawyer and sue them.
Almost any cat is like Bucky.
He wasn’t finished reading it.
It must have been hard to explain that to the insurance company. “My car was sitting in the driveway, minding it’s own business, when a cow beat the crap out of it”.
Farley just realized that she’s not going to leave any scraps for him, and he’s worried about his dog food.