Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 20, 2018


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yup, you’ll be scattered all over space like a dumped box of paper clips.

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    alaskajohn1  over 1 year ago

    Or my house.

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    Or, maybe ham and bacon.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “What did Beethoven do after he died? He decomposed!”—George Carlin

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The philosopher Schopenhauer said that “after you die, you will be exactly what you were before you were born.”

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    Ned Dickens  over 1 year ago

    When we die, we ARE dead, but our atoms get disorganized like the top of a desk.

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    chris_weaver  over 1 year ago

    OMG, my desk is like a DEAD PIG!

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    SquawkTron  over 1 year ago

    Or dirty stains.

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Not if I eat you, Pig. In that case you will be digested too.

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    “Rearranged” might be a better term.

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    chmsam  over 1 year ago

    Where do you think dust bunnies come from? Being dead just blows… around under the bed.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Pig, when you die, you will first become a side of breakfast meat. You don’t want to know what you’ll become after that.

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    F-Flash  over 1 year ago

    They’re not really dead if we can find a way to remember them. Star Trek?

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    Dianne Lee Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A person, or even an animal is not the piece of meat they are temporarily occupying during their brief stay on this planet. The person is the light that goes out in the eyes when they leave that piece of meat. The meat can be buried or burned with great ceremony, eaten at a picnic, chopped into pieces and sold at a grocery store. Eventually, it’s dust. Doesn’t matter, because the person was never that piece of meat in the first place.

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    dbuvens  over 1 year ago

    This is in fact quite comforting.

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    aerotica69  over 1 year ago

    Feed the worms, tuppence a bag……

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    We are like bubbles that have a brief moment of beauty and organization then burst and are lost in the great river of life

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    RobertLawton  over 1 year ago

    Before birth, our atoms were all over this planet. We spend our lives taking more atoms in and, er, spitting out others. After death, our atoms spread out all over again. I’m figuring death is pretty much like how it was before we were born. I just wonder if I’ll miss out on the dinosaurs again.

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    AZPhinFan  over 1 year ago

    So, the Bible agrees with science then, or vice versa. “You were formed from the dust, and to dust you will return”

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    D Ob-one B   over 1 year ago

    We are all just reincarnated dinosaur poop!

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    pekenpug  over 1 year ago

    Oh dear, I think I may be dead.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago

    We..stay alive.. only so long as someone else is able to remember us.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 1 year ago

    My house clutter isn’t my fault. It’s the fault of physics! :D

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In the Church of Frisbeetarianism, we believe that after death the soul flies up on the roof and gets stuck.

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    AtariDragon  over 1 year ago

    Are cartoon animals made of cartoon atoms governed by cartoon physics?

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    Bookworm  over 1 year ago

    Just think of it as more widely disseminated. (And your desktop won’t trouble you anymore. Ever!)

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    One of the best headlines “The Onion” ever came up with was over a picture of the newest royal baby and beaming parents. “Raccoon Crushed To Death By Garbage Truck Hits Jackpot With Reincarnation”.

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    Unless you’re a Jedi.

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    … more like Congress. Gas, methane gas

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    Kind&Kinder  over 1 year ago

    Anyone who tells you he knows what happens after death is blowing unholy smoke up your coherent fundamental atoms!

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Mongo only pawn… in game of life.”

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    eddi_tbh  over 1 year ago

    That’s actually kind of comforting. Like Pig I have seen my fate.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    That’s one way of looking at it, Pig. And if you’re happy with that, so be it.

    Your belief-system may vary….

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    highrollerhydra87  over 1 year ago

    I wanna be a cat next life. Preferably, one adopted happily.

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