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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Paul Simon’s lawyer on line 2.

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    Lee Cox  over 3 years ago

    I’m surprised Goat didn’t borrow Rat’s bat for Panel 4.

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    When you happen to notice Pastis at his desk in the last panel before actually reading the strip, you know it’s going to be a pun.

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    Thirdbase  over 3 years ago

    Just Louvre it to me.

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    noahproblem  over 3 years ago

    I should write my own book about the difficult choices to make between a pair of louvers (I feel like a fool writing this, but if I had two windows I still couldn’t do one of each, because louving both of them would be breaking all the rules).

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    darth_geekboy  over 3 years ago

    at least he didn’t call it “Fifty Shades of Day”

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Time to be leavin’, Stephan.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    That was Pastis’ Ace In the Hole.

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    Crack them just a bit, Mitt,

    Make it all dark, Mark.

    Or let in the sun, Don.

    Leave the shades down, Brown.

    Just listen to me.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    When it comes to Stephan’s puns, Louver is Blind.

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    GalleyOar  over 3 years ago

    I’m laughing and not groaning for a change.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 3 years ago

    They all came to look for America. They found Steph. They left ASAP!!

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    juicebruce  over 3 years ago

    Nice……Pun…….Son….

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    garcoa  over 3 years ago

    Get a big bat, Rat.Get on a boat, Goat.I don’t care a fig, Pig.

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    hariseldon59  over 3 years ago

    I saw that pun coming from the first panel.

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    WaitingMan  over 3 years ago

    “… and set yourself free.” Stop reading Pearls.

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    SmokedLamb  over 3 years ago

    I love it. But of course, I know fifty ways to love your lever.

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    kaffekup   over 3 years ago

    The punch line was the best part, I actually laughed.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I don’t use louvers, I use shades. They’re not very colorful, and none of them match. The women seem to enjoy them, however.

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    Max Starman Jones  over 3 years ago

    Torn between two louvers…

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    Steve May  over 3 years ago

    Don’t be a brat, Rat.

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    Bobbo76  over 3 years ago

    Weird humor. I like it.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 3 years ago

    I pulled up the shade, but now it’s stuck and it won’t come back down.

    Louver, come back to me!

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    Nuliajuk  over 3 years ago

    It will be a work of art, they’ll put it in the Louver Museum.

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    John W. Vinson Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Next week: Pig writes a new cookbook about all the ways to prepare one of the less popular meat cuts: Fifty Ways To Love Your Liver.

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member over 3 years ago

    HAHAHAHHA !!!! Very well done.

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    bhamdodger  over 3 years ago

    The guy is genius.

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    Tell a deaf ref, Steph…

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    lgilbert50  over 3 years ago

    Grooooooooooooooooooooan

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    Number Three  over 3 years ago

    “Make a new, GOOD plan!”

    xxx

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    Phatts  over 3 years ago

    “Fifty ways to love your leaver”

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Bulletin: Cartoon-Boy rips off Simon and Garfunkel!

    No one cares.

    Get out the bat, Rat!

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    Rush Strong Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Do blind Venetians make better louvers?

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    CraigA.Stewart  over 3 years ago

    I remember many years ago a long, long, long setup involving stage equipment and a lever, which resulted in the punch line “there must be 50 ways to love your lever.” This was cute.

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    Don Freeman  over 3 years ago

    This made me sigh Mon.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 3 years ago

    Instead of louvers use gray shades on fifty windows. Then you would have fifty shades of gray.

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    Ned Dickens  almost 2 years ago

    NO!! Don’t leave us, Steph!

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