Here in New Mexico chile peppers are a THING, they’re even featured on our license plates. Many restaurants offer a choice “Red, Green, or Christmas?” (meaning both). The flavor is different, but they’re both spicy, the green often hotter than the red. Yum!
“Pterodactyl, a flying creature which once lived in Ireland. The locals call it “Peter O’Dactyl” or “Terry Dactyl” depending on whether they have seen the name written or heard it spoken." – The Devil’s Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
That’s all right, I have no taste for accounting either.