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Nine dollars to raise the value of this strip to three cents? I’ll pass.
I have a framed poster of Hopper’s “Summertime” on my living room wall. As close to perfection as a painting can get.
Artie’s late because he got pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.
I’ve been through the repeats enough times to stop reading Pre-Teena daily. I’ll always have 4/21/18 to look back at fondly.
MLB moves (not cancels) the All-Star Game. The Republican Party wants to cancel democracy. Hardly equivalent.
The Masters is not a PGA event. But still, I didn’t see any golfers rushing to boycott it.
If Chauvin had done to a dog what he did to George Floyd, he would have been convicted months ago.
I know what I want for Christmas. A flying minivan, just like the one the Otterloops own.
I would like to believe that somewhere in the vastness of the universe there exists a Boltzmann Brain copy of me that is happy.
“No Country For Old Men” is one of the great movies of the last fifty years. Even I would get angry reading a bad review of it.