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I turned 70 this year. When I told my doctor both of my parents lived into their 90s, he told me I could expect to do the same. I told him, “Don’t curse me like that!”
The difference between the two major parties:
Democrats support tax increases and benefit cuts for people living in luxury.
Republicans support tax increases and benefit cuts for people living in poverty.
In old movies, the special effects department was often one person.
The same speech where former guy said President Biden would start World War Two, he bragged about defeating Obama in the 2016 election. But the current president is the senile one?
It’s Wednesday. You know what that means!
Good to see that Dinah Shore eats a huge pile of the stuff since I eat none.
Income tax evasion? Illegal gun purchase? If he was a Republican, he would be a shoo-in for the presidential nomination.
A friend told me I should get my eyes checked. I told her I would prefer them plaid.
Watching the self-immolation of the Republican Party brings great joy to my heart. My only hope is that they don’t burn down the whole country in the process.
What about the negative square roots of those numbers? Does that double the size of the homework assignment?