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$2.00? What universe is Ramirez living in? At Steel Pier in Atlantic City, the kiddie rides cost $6. Thrill rides? Between $9 and $12.
I seem to remember Republicans going ballistic in November that it took more that 16 nanoseconds to determine who won the election. Cyber Ninjas taking months to find nothing? Destroying voting machines and mangling ballots? They’re fine with that.
Free will? Hah! Everything that happens has been pre-determined since the Big Bang. Nothing changes anything.
“Well, I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer.”
“Roadhouse Blues”, The Doors
The wildfires on the west coast are causing air quality alerts on the east coast. Really! But not to worry. Climate change is a hoax.
Jesus was resurrected after a couple of days. Christ didn’t die for our sins. He had a bad weekend.
God created the forgiving blend with the OUT sign already attached. Did you know that if your children disrespect you, you’re not supposed to forgive them? You’re supposed to kill them. Exodus 21:17.
It may be delicious and expensive but it looks like something that was scooped out of the litter box.
Mountain Dew is much worse than Rat gives it credit for.
Hit ’em again. Hit ’em again. Harder! Harder!