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Way back in the day, I was in a bowling league. Our team was looking for a team name. I suggested, “Village Green Preservation Society”. To my surprise, my teammates agreed. On the standings sheet, it was shortened to “Village Green”.
If they’re so intelligent, why did they make themselves so delicious?
Another cry for attention from Gent?
You want to talk about unnecessary expenses? In the majority of American states, the highest paid state employee is the coach of the state university football team. Yeah, that contributes to education.
They should order their Rainbow Orbs from the Capsule Corporation. Parking problem solved.
When I go to the opera, I’m usually lucky enough to be seated next to someone who is snoring. Either that, or I’m the one snoring.
Father Guido Sarducci.
Conservatives like to complain, “Where will the money come from?” Well, you could start by repealing the trillion dollar tax giveaway the 1% just got.
The Trump Administration. Making America Great Again! You know. When air was visible and rivers burned.