Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 21, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 2 years ago

    He never lived long enough to read to the end

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Snowflake icons

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    If he was a hero, he would’ve told us what’s in it.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 2 years ago

    If anyone ever actually read all of those EULA terms, and actually comprehended their full significance, they’d never hit “agree.”

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    I used to actually do that. Then for awhile, I pretended/skimmed. Now I just do what it takes to keep moving toward my goal… with the occasional foray into the fine print whenever I feel like being bored would be good for me.

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    Alabama Al  almost 2 years ago

    Why bother? The terms are clear enough: “Agree to being monitored and giving up your legal rights, or you can’t use our product. (BTW: Good luck in getting a refund.)”

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    wallylm  almost 2 years ago

    Terms? I’d rather pay tribute to those who actually read the full article before posting a comment.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Yeah right, and the tooth fairy is real.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 2 years ago

    The bar has been lowered…. all the way to the gutter.

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    Jason Allen  almost 2 years ago

    I find it hard to believe that someone who actually reads things would be considered a hero. Ours is not a society that has a lot of respect for intelligence or education.

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    salakfarm Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The bar to being called a hero has been lowered so far that Mike Pence is being called a hero for doing his job despite trying to weasel out of it.

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    I reckon that any contract greater than 2 pages should be invalid because it was obviously signed under duress.

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    braindead Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    All the Trump staff who sat and watched silently when the violent insurrection was taking place are now ‘heroes’ for not lying when they are under oath?


    Courage. Component of republican DNA.


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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I keep getting notices about change to terms and when I try to read them, my head starts to hurt. I wish they would write them in plain English, but then they couldn’t hide all tricks.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 2 years ago

    Yeah, the bar has been lowered to the point anyone can step over it.

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    SusieB  almost 2 years ago

    I admit I never do

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    batesmom7  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve seen respected attorneys admit they have trouble understanding all the wordy terms. Not much hope for the rest of us!

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    If you read the terms for Microsoft Word, you will find that anything that you create with the application becomes their intellectual property.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The definition of “Hero” has changed, that bar is now so low that you would be a “hero” if you walked by a wallet on the sidewalk and did not take the money and credit cards

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    WaitingMan  almost 2 years ago

    “We can be heroes just for one day.”

    “Heroes”, David Bowie

    Because that’s how long it takes to read the terms.

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    True legends deserve monuments. Mythological though they may be.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Agree or go away. The choice is simple. Frankly, I couldn’t bring myself to read the whole quote on the tombstone.

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Gotta realize – the fine print is what was engraved on the very foundation ring on the ninth level of Hell in Dante’s Divina Commedia, which also has become a euphemism for our current state of affairs.

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    PJCreatrix  almost 2 years ago

    Some sites hide verbal Easter eggs at the very end.

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    Cerabooge  almost 2 years ago

    Or simply reject all software with a EULA too long to read. A bonus is that you won’t need a computer, as you won’t have any software to run. :-(

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    FassEddie  almost 2 years ago

    C’mon! You were never going to “arbitration!” And how much of your property is really intellectual?

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    T Smith  almost 2 years ago

    Better than idolizing guys who went to war against their own country to protect their ability to own other people as property.

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    I do wonder about the media labeling someone a “hero”, when all they did was pick up a phone and call the authorities. “Good citizen” isn’t enough anymore?

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    NWdryad  almost 2 years ago

    That’s probably what killed him.

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    christelisbetty  almost 2 years ago

    It’s not just you.

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    ChessPirate  almost 2 years ago

    So, he never bought anything, then? ☺

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    Too bad he wasn’t in congress, he could’ve read those bills they write

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    anomaly  almost 2 years ago

    Yeah, heroism now means doing anything difficult that everyone else would do in the same position.

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    Always read the fine print.Which is usually in Taiwanese

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    schaefer jim  almost 2 years ago

    One of Wiley toon’s that completely escapes me.

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    cabalonrye  almost 2 years ago

    I once saw a picture of the EULAS printed and put on a floor. In a small font. They were several meters long.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Terms? What terms?

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    boltjenkins1  almost 2 years ago

    I agree

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Died in the act.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Perhaps only tangential: One bonus with my Apple devices is the creation of email aliases. They will resolve to a legitimate account which will not be visible to the new host. This page is for Macs and has a popdown for macOS selection:

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    jvscanlan Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Read all the terms and then still hit I Agree

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    spaced man spliff  almost 2 years ago

    OK guys, I’m off the the Greek restaurant for my kinda hero (gyro).

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 2 years ago

    A definition of ‘hero’ I’ve always liked : “They also serve who only stand and wait”.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 2 years ago

    Love the dog.

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    Archistoteles  almost 2 years ago

    Probably a man with way too much time on his hand.

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    Souris Voleur  almost 2 years ago

    That’s a pretty high bar.

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Heroism, among other things, is standing up to cancel culture idiots and professional offendees.I’D RATHER BE RIGHT THAN POLITICALLY CORRECT.

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    jonelphick  5 days ago

    …until he HAD read all the terms. The pluperfect tense seems to have died in the USA.

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