And spit up on it.
Years ago, my sister worked with her then roommate’s mother. My sister was doing some tests in the QA lab when her roommate’s mom walked in talking to the QA person, saying “Now that the kids are out of the house, [husband] and I can have s— on the kitchen table if we want to.” She looked up to see my sister and commented “I bet you wish you weren’t in here just now, huh?” When my sister told her roommate what her mother said, she got grossed out and said she didn’t want to hear that about her mom. My sister replied “Too bad. If I have to hear it, so do you!”
Even at 17 years, my cat could make what I’d think are difficult leaps. It just took him longer to prepare for it.
Oh, I’m pretty sure Ruthie’s teachers are used to that by now.
As someone with moderate to severe ADHD, I can relate. I once started heating up some oil in a pot to make popcorn with, checked on something quick in another room, and then forgot the oil was heating up. Long story short, the pot was ruined, the room had to be repainted, and I now only ever make popcorn in an air popper.
I have to wonder how many residential toilets had a bidet add-on installed after the world wide toilet paper shortage of 2020?
Her body language in the last panel is saying “What do you mean we were taught nothing?”
I can over look that to some extent. There’s no way of proving or disproving the concept of a god. However, we’ve known the Earth is round since the time of the ancient Greece. We have people out in space right now circling the planet, not to mention who knows how many satilites. But never mind any of that. It’s all a big conspiracy to cover up the “truth” and nearly all of the world’s politicians, news media, and scientists are in on it because… um… um… reasons.
Jason is smart enough to know that if he were going to short stock, the last thing he wants is for the stock price to go up.
I have a coworker who claims to believe the Earth is flat, the moon landing is fake, vaccines are made with dead baby parts, and that Michele Obama is secretly a man. “Hang on, I have evidence it’s true.” Part of me thinks he just says it to annoy me. The other part knows there is absolutely no limit to how stupid otherwise smart people can will themselves to be.