Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 22, 2021

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    EasternWoods  almost 3 years ago

    And the road runs off the cliff to the left. The chicken, the egg, or a flying driver.

    Wiley, I’d like some of what you’re smoking

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    Kveldulf  almost 3 years ago

    Quite aside from all other questions, why is there a staircase up the side of the mountain?

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    It crossed the road because there was a nice purple pillow?!?

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    So it crossed the road to … get away from pilgrims? Hmm….

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    artsyguy65  almost 3 years ago

    ”There is a road, no simple highway. Between the dawn, and the dark of night…”

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    Pseudo-questions. Pseudo-answers.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 3 years ago

    “Why was Barry too chicken to cross the road?”

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    Sanspareil  almost 3 years ago

    Barry should be aware why the skeleton Didn’t cross the road!

    Because it didn’t have the guts!!

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 3 years ago

    Why’d the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it could be done…

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    sirbadger  almost 3 years ago

    Why did “Why did the chicken cross the road?” become such a popular question? You could just as easily ask “Why did the cockroach climb the wall?” or “Why did the goose cross Tennessee?”

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Jeopardy response: “Why did Barry cross the road?”

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    henshaven Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ah, finally- the zen of the hen.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 3 years ago

    … and there’s the answer to all your questions … just why did the chicken … ?

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    David Henderson  almost 3 years ago

    I learned a long time ago that some questions are best left unanswered. And never ask a questions that you don’t want the answer to.

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    jessie d. Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You only get scrambled if that chicken crosses that road.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    A Visual Zen Koan today.

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    Technicholls  almost 3 years ago

    Answers to life’s biggest questions:

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    The answer to…“why did the chicken cross the road”,advice!

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    Lawrence.S  almost 3 years ago

    There’s a Barry who’s sure all that glitters is gold, and he’s climbing a stairway to chicken.

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    RobinHood  almost 3 years ago

    Highway 42

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    Squoop  almost 3 years ago

    Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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    rugeirn  almost 3 years ago

    Why did the chicken burn two candles in broad daylight?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oh. So that’s why. I get it now. …I think? Still stuck on the chicken or egg priority though. I guess I could ask her.

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    monya_43  almost 3 years ago

    OMG! It’s a talking chicken. Did a disgruntled sorcerer cast a spell on it.

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    dot-the-I  almost 3 years ago

    From the persepective of the ultimate omniscience of transcendent Reality and Truth: Barry is a cluck.

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    FassEddie  almost 3 years ago

    Of COURSE its a shrine! Where’s the gift shop?

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    The stairs are similar to the trails to Mt Everest. So many people have made that trip, the trails need a center line for 2-way traffic and lights at the crossings.

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    So-o-o-o-o did the chicken cross the road to get to the cave?

    H-m-m-m-m Guess burning candles in the daylight tells you how much you can depend on chicken’s wisdom.

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    saltylife16  almost 3 years ago

    Because the road to success always has steps to it.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t know about you but the only question I have is: Roasted or Bar-B-Qued.

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    ERBEN2  almost 3 years ago

    ?? What did come first ?? And how ?

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    I fear you’ve ignited a scandal./ I doubt we’ll be getting a handle/on the more pressing question-/ (please, make some suggestion)/how a chicken can light a candle?

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    awcoffman  almost 3 years ago

    Why did the chicken go halfway across the road?

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    EasternWoods  almost 3 years ago

    Years ago I was asked to dive in a car rally Late as usual. I’m blasting down a gravel road, farmhouse on the left, corn field on the right. Suddenly a chicken comes running out of the corn field to cross the road and then a second. The first one made it. I looked in the mirror and all I saw was feathers

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    After he saw the traffic, he chickened out.

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    Bookworm  almost 3 years ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To find the idiot who asked such a stupid question! (And then peck his eyes out.) 8>}

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    robhanold  almost 3 years ago

    the climber is at Machu Picchu

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Because l was safety-pinned to the punk rocker. You got a problem with that?”

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    willie_mctell  almost 3 years ago

    Why is the abbreviation for “crossing” “xing.”

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    christelisbetty  almost 3 years ago

    When faced with tough decisions, I always ask myself, " What would Wiley Miller do ?"

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    sufamelico  almost 3 years ago

    “Staircase”? To me it just looks like simple steps carved on the rocky side of the mountain

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    bakana  almost 3 years ago

    It’s not a Road for Cars.

    It only exists for Supplicants to cross in search of Eternal Truth.

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    Stanley0Lufkin  almost 3 years ago

    Why does a road cross the chicken’s path?

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The chicken had to get laid before the egg could!!! Lol

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    Madzdad the bard  almost 3 years ago

    Did the chicken cross the road or did the road cross the chicken?

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    tudza Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sometimes you just have to say, “What the cluck?”

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    jonelphick  3 days ago

    What the heck is “Xing”?

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