Luann by Greg Evans for September 27, 2020


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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  2 months ago

    I don’t want to know what just happened, right?

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    beb01  2 months ago

    I’m too tired and too unobservant to figure out what this is all about.Nonsense verse, maybe.

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    DaJellyBelly  2 months ago


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    Pointspread  2 months ago

    Good point Brad.

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    beb01  2 months ago

    Who hasn;t been observing what? Toni constant morning dry heaves?

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    jaydogg187  2 months ago

    For being such a slouch;Brad is certain to be sleeping on the couch.

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    Joe Petitjean  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Toni was not finished.

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    Cheapskate0  2 months ago

    Sounds like “I don’t want a fight” is about to start in 3…2…1

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 2 months ago

    Never go to bed mad. Or talking about laundry.


    And one for Jay Blue: “Supine and Prone Prose”

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    SJhapamama  2 months ago

    Cute, but they’ve been married for a while—you’d think this would have surfaced a lot earlier…like week two, maybe!

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    BlitzMcD  2 months ago

    That’s why my late and much, much missed wife Audrey and I always did our own laundry individually. Much less stress that way.

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    BJShipley1  2 months ago

    Hehe, I like today’s strip. Sure it relies upon the Clueless Husband trope, but that’s perfectly in-character for Brad. And I like any strip that has them without Shannon.

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    Caldonia  2 months ago

    Toni, your last couplet proves you are severely sleep deprived. Just go to sleep.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sheesh! These two finally get a “Shannonless” moment alone, and they waste the time asking foolish questions???

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    Rhetorical_Question   2 months ago

    Wrong move – Brad never,never, never use logic when your wife is asking questions. Next time, you do the laundry, you will complied with your wife’s expectations. Remember happy wife, happy life.

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    Opus Croakus  2 months ago

    Have a separate hamper for any unmentionables you want washed by hand. Wash everything else on cold, and the colors usually won’t run plus you’ll save energy. Most laundry detergent already has some kind of booster in it to get out stains and brighten colors. Boom, done.

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    hammytech  2 months ago

    Brad isn’t to good at picking up on signals.. is he?

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    Rhetorical_Question   2 months ago

    I noticed the bachelors are not good deciphering the marital code.

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    nailer Premium Member 2 months ago

    I thing that Brad´s verse could use a “do” before “ask”, somehow it sounds better to me. Just sayin´

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    Don Draper  2 months ago

    “In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might, beware my power…Green Lantern’s light!”

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    David Huie Green-What can it hurt?(last words)  2 months ago

    “I would rather not fight” does not mean I fear a fight

    Some made that mistake and ended up a bloody sight

    I favor peace as a peaceable man

    But I can rain down wrath if you force my hand.

    (On the other hand, I can’t hit women, so I’m helpless there

    When a woman comes at me in anger I get a scare.)

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    pekelopan Premium Member 2 months ago

    What else has Brad not done that is now going to come back and bite him?

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    crobinson019  2 months ago

    Late night arguments are the worst; even when couched in poetry

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Beautiful poem. Toni and Brad are adorable together even in moments that precedes a huge discussion ♡.

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    UmmeMoosa  2 months ago

    What happened to innocence of comics?

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    JDHarriman  2 months ago

    Is she with bambino???

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    Ignatz Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’m with Brad. Put them all in the machine, and push “Warm.”

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  2 months ago

    I could’ve sworn they were gearing up for something.

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    kingbrlee Premium Member 2 months ago

    Maybe the sheets and his tee shirt were white.

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    submachine  2 months ago

    Too much schmaltz

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    CreativeChef  2 months ago

    When my son went to college he thanked us for making him do his laundry. He was one of the few guys in his room that didn’t have pink underwear

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    AtheisticallyYours1  2 months ago

    The only way for a man to INSURE that the woman does all of these “household chores” CORRECTLY, is to do them so badly that he is NEVER “requested” (i.e. ORDERED!) to do them again! ;) Example-the clean towels should be wadded up (or tied into a know! ;), and stuffed into a hallway closet! ;)

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    The Pro from Dover  2 months ago

    You’re dead meat! That’s right!

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    Grey Forest  2 months ago

    As a Husband of 36 years I know what this is about! I found out along time ago.

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    kenwarnerfordictator  2 months ago

    I really love this strip because it perfectly illustrates one of the very few things that my wife and I get on each others nerves about. You see, she just doesn’t understand that there are four different approaches one can take to a given household chore. They are as follows: 1. The Right Way. 2. The Wrong Way. 3. The Husband Way. 4. My Way. She likes to do things the Right Way, and I like to do things MY Way. Her narrow minded view on this issue has caused some friction between us sometimes.

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Someone’s getting lucky tonite

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    timzsixty9  2 months ago

    It won’t matter what color ANY of the laundry, is…in a moment! It’ll all be on the floor, on the dresser, on the mirror,, on the headboard, etc….

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    comic reader 22  2 months ago

    Now we know the real reason they haven’t had children. They have the wrong discussions in bed.

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    roblox_ruby  2 months ago

    maybe you guys are juts so sad that you can"t see the new one

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    Wubbie  2 months ago

    I’ve done our laundry for 44 years and my wife rarely complains. Until I retired, I never washed our clothes together simply because of the work I did. I taught my son to do his own washing.

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    Lou  2 months ago

    Rule #1 for a happy wife. Don’t make her look like an unobservant idiot.

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    Ozzman25  2 months ago

    As lame as that was,,,Toni’s looking smoking

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    locake  2 months ago

    I do all the laundry in our house so I never have to criticize how my husband does it. I also do all the cooking, bill paying, housework and yard work for the same reason.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member 2 months ago

    Do not ever wash and dry your wife’s clothing!

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    w16521  2 months ago

    This is why some couples do their own laundry.

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    Troglodyte  2 months ago

    Some nights, it gets verse…

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    tcayer  2 months ago

    I did the laundry once. ONCE. She never asked me to do it again!

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    slifkagrjr  2 months ago

    I’m observant, but did Brad get a new look?

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    syzygy47  2 months ago

    Actually, in a way, it reminds me of the “I’ll never tell” song from the Buffy episode “Once More with Feeling”. Great one IMHO

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    Super Fly  2 months ago

    He makes a good point.

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    brick10  2 months ago

    With household tasks: you accept the results of your partner’s efforts, or you take on the task yourself.

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    Back to Big Mike  2 months ago

    This is one way to ensure he doesn’t have to do laundry again…

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    the dorf  2 months ago

    Is this Luann or Dr Seuss?

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    Purple People Eater  2 months ago

    Are we supposed to read the end of the poem as:

    Then you haven’t noticed, right?… Not quite… G’night.

    Which would mean that she did notice, but he doesn’t want to talk about it, or is it rather:

    Then you haven’t noticed, right?… G’night… Not quite.

    Which would mean that Brad wants to go to sleep, satisfied that she did’t notice, but she’s not ready to go to sleep yet.

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    leejohnbumphus  2 months ago

    Tell her to shut her pie hole. Doing laundry is humiliating enough for a man to begin with. Hire a laundry service if you aren’t happy.

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    corpcasselbury  2 months ago

    Judging from Toni’s expression in the last two panels, as well as her words in panel three, there is going to be a good deal more discussion of this topic.

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    Airman  2 months ago

    After all these years, Nancy is still ten times more seductive than Toni. I’ll bet that Bernice is the one who would provide a wild ride.

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    djorgens  2 months ago

    Toni’s got a comment hereand Brad’s just not that bright.

    For when she’s talking laundryshe’s really talking shyte.

    The kind that comes from wee small bumsand how brown diapers wash out white.

    The laundry’s just a metaphor and Toni plainly sees,Brad just needs some laundry tutoring

    on how a baby really pees.

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    rhpii  2 months ago

    At their age they have other things to do in bed.

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    Roy G Biv  2 months ago

    Brad built a whole ‘nother bedroom so he wouldn’t have to sleep on the couch when Shannon came over.

    Looks like he’s gonna have to build a another whole ‘nother bedroom so he won’t have to sleep on the couch permanently.

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    Schrodinger's Dog  2 months ago

    Tomorrow: TJ cooks veggies !!!

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    ACTIVIST1234  2 months ago

    Marriage… pure poetry

    When avoidance of fight, Supercedes need to be right.

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    DaveQuinn  2 months ago

    I do the laundry and my wife says nothing. If she does …SHE has to do the laundry and that is something she hates.

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    mywifeslover  2 months ago

    I was interested in the separate her from the polyester tights line. I think I may try to use that on my next suggestive text to wifey

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    bakana  2 months ago

    No, she’s asking these questions to set you up for the Next part of the Discussion.

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    rawalko  2 months ago

    Oooh … pretty racy pillow talk, huh?

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    buer  2 months ago

    Anyway, no mater how we understand this dialogue, she is saying she wears polyester tights. Therefore Brad should leave her. What’s the next horror? She puts ice cubes in her wine? She gets mayonnaise from a jar? Run man, run !

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    ’T were better for both Toni and Brad to go to sleep happy and satisfied—not dismayed or even angry….

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    olmon  2 months ago

    Lol – - My wife is the one with no clue how to properly do laundry, but she insists on doing it anyway. I sometimes sort things out in the laundry baskets, but if they’re not sorted for her, they don’t get sorted.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 2 months ago

    It’s a training exercise

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