“Tiger Bulk Rate” was the funniest part.
Gee whiz Stef, more than four hours and you’ll be in the student health center with some serious chafing.
Then there’s this. https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/11/12
Actually I think he was a lot like Calvin.
Bed gravity. Been there.
He can’t bother to study, but “extemporaneous” he knows?
Same with having a cat, only they don’t even get out of bed when you have to leave for work. “Have fun supporting my lifestyle!”
The “oldies” station plays 80’s music now, Most of those guys (and women) are in their 60’s.
You don’t hear it much anymore, now they generally use adult contemporary pop in such places.
I think she probably meant OnlyFans instead of TikTok, but didn’t want to get in trouble with the administration.