Are there no mosquitos?
Mom must be my wife.
Is he looking at her rear end?
The U.S. is not a civilized country.
The next time a pitiful little cat shows up on my porch, I am going to get a teddy bear.
Then, there was this rock…
Your crappy life is good for the stock holders.
You’ll get skin cancer and the old guy won’t.
You have broken their hearts. All they had to live for is gone.
My wife still nags me about things that happened for decades ago. Hopefully, he is now hard of hearing and did not hear her. He thinks, forty years ago she was not ugly.